Short Heh Poems

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Please forgive me for lying.
*
(heh, heh,...did I get ya?)
**Posted April 1st 2012...

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some chorizo tortilla
grilled asparagus
a spanish hot chocolate
ewe milk cheese forta
home made canas flakes
Rioja
Heh!...

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The hunky man with tarzan zeal 
had sexy buns made of steel   
when he walked 
the girls gawked
as they cried, Oh heh, can I feel ?...

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Trojan Abduction
Borne in Greek legend she is
Sparta's King declares







http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/history-3.php...

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My last request is  
Lethal Injection of good  
La Madeleine soup 

Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
Heh Heh That's all there is Folks! 
Your turn "write last line!"...

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Where you stay at?
vs
Where do you live?

tyu2
vs
Thank you, I wish you the same
vs
thanx and backatcha

Blimey vs omg
For heaven's sakes vs yo' mama
Mindless robotrons vs blithering wonder....

heh, is best not to cross boundaries.

Blest

is versatile communication....

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My mind, it wanders to and fro
It never seems quite still
With all of its imaginings
It’s you that gives it thrill

It thinks of you, my glasses steam
Then engines run high speed
Because the very thought of you
Increases every need

So if you feel my mind’s not there
When conversation’s lacking
It isn’t that. You’re on my mind
With dreams of me attacking  heh heh heh...

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The eagle enjoying its prey 
On the baobab tree.
The raven is coming  provoque the eagle.
They both fly 
in the sky.
The raven tries 
 Hard to reach the eagle 
And fails. 
The eagle flies
Higher ,
The raven turn back quickly 
For its safety. 
Heh! Heh!Hmmm!
Hmmmm!
The raven seems 
So lower 
In the eyes 
Of the eagle.  

May 25/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
 Mussabwa Chris...

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Age ain't nothing but a woman, ain't nothing but a teddy bear
--a teddy bear that wears a frown and a skull cap
tin plated hooves cannot cease the evening doctrines of 
the schizophrenic mind
but what ails you the most is not the ailment but the advisory
of being disabled in the head
disabled of the mind...
yeah, life's not a picnic, nor a picnic basket
never has never will,
heh! Or has it?...

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Yeah, so I’m not perfect
Try as I might or do
And that’s what it’ll take
For you

No! You protest
Heh
Yeah, right
Whateva

See, I’ve been there, done that
It’s not you
It’s me
Clichéd truth at its finest

I’m so (bleepin’) scared
Just so ya know

I like the hell outa  you

It’d be easier if you didn’t like me back.
Which you probably don’t anyway.

Silly me.
As if perfection were attainable

Heh...

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eh…,heh…,neh….
infant’s snivel!
can be put down
in many ways,
in different languages,
but no more than mother
could comprehend its needs,
yeah,
no more than mother!
eh…,heh…,neh….
mother milks child!
eh…,heh…,neh….
mother plays with child!
eh…,heh…,neh….
mother embraces child!
oh god!
impossible to tell apart, 
the same yell,
let know mother 
the different needs of it!
motherhood!
noble and sublime!
motherhood!
undoubtedly,
an exalted state....

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The doctor was away so the nurse practitioner called
To see how I was doing after my stint in the hospital.
I was in big pain and cried during the entire phone call.
She said I should probably go back to the E.R.
I asked "Which E.R.?" I have been to two.
She said she did not think they could help me but maybe an E.R. could.
She ended with "Have a nice day."
HEH? 


(See title if you do not know this acronym I made up to honour her)....

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Boasting inanely,  
After taking much booze
You are so bamboozled
Trying to woo some folks.

Singing , " 
        Boom ,
        Bloom,  
     Hum...hum
      Zoom in
        the zoo 
         room. 
 
Boost up 
    Boost up 
        Yooh! 
           Heh...heh! " 

          You are 
          boasting
          your
         stupidity
         Unknowingly.  

March 16/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris...

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One leg two legs
Hop to the beat
Never mind what others say
I sometimes like to cheat

On the tree I like to stretch 
and bask in color green
Yet on a branch I simply doze 
in dismal color brown.

My puny size and fleet of foot
 confuse people’s eyes
They never know where I am at
 So illusive  I am.

I sing sweeter than  cicadas
In an octave higher too
Even birds look at me with envy
Except the cuckatoo.

Heh, heh ….. Boo.!...

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I met a man in pink,
Who chose to freely think
That those who often drink
Are bound to sadly sink:
“No braving it to a brink;
With no sure shores a link!”  
But while just this saying
Made with his glass a clink
And for a day graying
Did not quite snatch the wink
I’d espied in his look
But still stung then The Crook:
The Detective in me
My nose sure of odd Tea …

“Heh! Together we sink
For together we drink …

Both of us in a boat
You just in Liar’s Coat....

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spilling nothing but lies
hopefuly they will meet their demise

putting words in your ear
but nothing's made clear

they contradict
claming to predict

that many will die
but thats just to save lives

so they say
but is it really the right way

is this just to bury
what the truth may carry?

they think this is art
the way they make soldiers depart

they claim they help
although they make them yelp

heh, but dont worry
i could of just made up this story...

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Lips toothy smiles never desert:
For one's main course pays plus dissert 
A granted walk by a bush stopped,
A political subject dropped!
Eyes searching for yours, finding them
Eyes proclaiming you a rare gem...
Soon, breathing down a not-warmed neck;
A time,if you're wise,him check.
Ladies should go beyond 'Recoil'
Their hackles rise,their blood boil
"Heh guy!I see that you're trying:
My eyes have yet to start lying!"
The war is against reduction
From submission to seduction....

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I sold my soul for acclaim
But now I have to shoulder the blame
I did my best to be great
Never knowing I was already late

Look at these rhymes
Just silly chimes in torrid times
And mimes putting up walls
Even a goat falls

I guess I'm a better solo artist
Because I'm definitely not the smartest
But with my anger awoken
I bite my teeth to leave words unspoken

I laugh and have no manners
So torch my banners
And forget I was ever there
Heh, as if anyone cared

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