Short Heh Poems
Short Heh Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Heh by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Heh by length and keyword.
some chorizo tortilla
grilled asparagus
a spanish hot chocolate
ewe milk cheese forta
home made canas flakes
Rioja
Heh!
Categories:
heh, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
The hunky man with tarzan zeal
had sexy buns made of steel
when he walked
the girls gawked
as they cried, Oh heh, can I feel ?
Categories:
heh, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Trojan Abduction
Borne in Greek legend she is
Sparta's King declares
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/history-3.php
Categories:
heh, history, lost love, love, people, places
Form:
Senryu
My last request is
Lethal Injection of good
La Madeleine soup
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
Heh Heh That's all there is Folks!
Your turn "write last line!"
Categories:
heh, simple,
Form:
Senryu
Where you stay at?
vs
Where do you live?
tyu2
vs
Thank you, I wish you the same
vs
thanx and backatcha
Blimey vs omg
For heaven's sakes vs yo' mama
Mindless robotrons vs blithering wonder....
heh, is best not to cross boundaries.
Blest
is versatile communication.
Categories:
heh, on writing and words,
Form:
Ode
My mind, it wanders to and fro
It never seems quite still
With all of its imaginings
It’s you that gives it thrill
It thinks of you, my glasses steam
Then engines run high speed
Because the very thought of you
Increases every need
So if you feel my mind’s not there
When conversation’s lacking
It isn’t that. You’re on my mind
With dreams of me attacking heh heh heh
Categories:
heh, happiness, love
Form:
Quatrain
The witching hour draws near
(whatever that implies)
Your breath reeks of stale beer
I cringe when you ask me for a kiss
(from my virgin lips?!)
~ First take a lick of this… *
______________________________
*Of course, you already referred back
to the title, didn't you? You didn't need
my little reminder. (Heh-heh).
Categories:
heh, humor, kiss, lust, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
The eagle enjoying its prey
On the baobab tree.
The raven is coming provoque the eagle.
They both fly
in the sky.
The raven tries
Hard to reach the eagle
And fails.
The eagle flies
Higher ,
The raven turn back quickly
For its safety.
Heh! Heh!Hmmm!
Hmmmm!
The raven seems
So lower
In the eyes
Of the eagle.
May 25/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris
Categories:
heh, flying, metaphor, pride,
Form:
Rhyme
Age ain't nothing but a woman, ain't nothing but a teddy bear
--a teddy bear that wears a frown and a skull cap
tin plated hooves cannot cease the evening doctrines of
the schizophrenic mind
but what ails you the most is not the ailment but the advisory
of being disabled in the head
disabled of the mind...
yeah, life's not a picnic, nor a picnic basket
never has never will,
heh! Or has it?
Categories:
heh, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Yeah, so I’m not perfect
Try as I might or do
And that’s what it’ll take
For you
No! You protest
Heh
Yeah, right
Whateva
See, I’ve been there, done that
It’s not you
It’s me
Clichéd truth at its finest
I’m so (bleepin’) scared
Just so ya know
I like the hell outa you
It’d be easier if you didn’t like me back.
Which you probably don’t anyway.
Silly me.
As if perfection were attainable
Heh
Categories:
heh, life, love, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
eh…,heh…,neh….
infant’s snivel!
can be put down
in many ways,
in different languages,
but no more than mother
could comprehend its needs,
yeah,
no more than mother!
eh…,heh…,neh….
mother milks child!
eh…,heh…,neh….
mother plays with child!
eh…,heh…,neh….
mother embraces child!
oh god!
impossible to tell apart,
the same yell,
let know mother
the different needs of it!
motherhood!
noble and sublime!
motherhood!
undoubtedly,
an exalted state.
Categories:
heh, mother,
Form:
Free verse
The doctor was away so the nurse practitioner called
To see how I was doing after my stint in the hospital.
I was in big pain and cried during the entire phone call.
She said I should probably go back to the E.R.
I asked "Which E.R.?" I have been to two.
She said she did not think they could help me but maybe an E.R. could.
She ended with "Have a nice day."
HEH?
(See title if you do not know this acronym I made up to honour her).
Categories:
heh, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
Boasting inanely,
After taking much booze
You are so bamboozled
Trying to woo some folks.
Singing , "
Boom ,
Bloom,
Hum...hum
Zoom in
the zoo
room.
Boost up
Boost up
Yooh!
Heh...heh! "
You are
boasting
your
stupidity
Unknowingly.
March 16/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris
Categories:
heh, addiction, dance, hurt, life, men, people, song,
Form:
Free verse
One leg two legs
Hop to the beat
Never mind what others say
I sometimes like to cheat
On the tree I like to stretch
and bask in color green
Yet on a branch I simply doze
in dismal color brown.
My puny size and fleet of foot
confuse people’s eyes
They never know where I am at
So illusive I am.
I sing sweeter than cicadas
In an octave higher too
Even birds look at me with envy
Except the cuckatoo.
Heh, heh ….. Boo.!
Categories:
heh, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Pen this in blood
Spitfire from rut
Lines clutched
Mind stumped
Rhyme on what
Leg with crutch
Make sense nah
Not interested
Art is nonsensical
Brillance adored
Relatable craziness
Straight jacket
Never unhand me
Juggle these words
Scrape droplets
Off the pages
Test me positive
For poetic insanity
Head to rest
Mind to sleep
Til next time
For now I’m beat
Have no idea what this little outburst was heh...figured I'd share it
Categories:
heh, humor,
Form:
Free verse
I met a man in pink,
Who chose to freely think
That those who often drink
Are bound to sadly sink:
“No braving it to a brink;
With no sure shores a link!”
But while just this saying
Made with his glass a clink
And for a day graying
Did not quite snatch the wink
I’d espied in his look
But still stung then The Crook:
The Detective in me
My nose sure of odd Tea …
“Heh! Together we sink
For together we drink …
Both of us in a boat
You just in Liar’s Coat.
Categories:
heh, death, drink, food, health,
Form:
Rhyme
spilling nothing but lies
hopefuly they will meet their demise
putting words in your ear
but nothing's made clear
they contradict
claming to predict
that many will die
but thats just to save lives
so they say
but is it really the right way
is this just to bury
what the truth may carry?
they think this is art
the way they make soldiers depart
they claim they help
although they make them yelp
heh, but dont worry
i could of just made up this story
Categories:
heh, confusion, depression, history, loss, peace, people
Form:
Couplet
Lips toothy smiles never desert:
For one's main course pays plus dissert
A granted walk by a bush stopped,
A political subject dropped!
Eyes searching for yours, finding them
Eyes proclaiming you a rare gem...
Soon, breathing down a not-warmed neck;
A time,if you're wise,him check.
Ladies should go beyond 'Recoil'
Their hackles rise,their blood boil
"Heh guy!I see that you're trying:
My eyes have yet to start lying!"
The war is against reduction
From submission to seduction.
Categories:
heh, evil, love, lust, women,
Form:
Rhyme
I sold my soul for acclaim
But now I have to shoulder the blame
I did my best to be great
Never knowing I was already late
Look at these rhymes
Just silly chimes in torrid times
And mimes putting up walls
Even a goat falls
I guess I'm a better solo artist
Because I'm definitely not the smartest
But with my anger awoken
I bite my teeth to leave words unspoken
I laugh and have no manners
So torch my banners
And forget I was ever there
Heh, as if anyone cared
Categories:
heh, anger, betrayal, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse