Short Heck Poems

What the heck
Stop looking at my neck
You knee
Its not funny...

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Flea a grain of sand
dander a fleck
All that is me and
What the heck...

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My body says yes 
you can work and work and work 
my mind says heck no...

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A speck
What the heck?

Tiny, 
   mini, 
     little 
       thing…...

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Witchy wind
       Haunted world. 





      (Written for Halloween poetry contest)...

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Thoughts are all that matter... 


Wait, am I writing poetry!?!?!?!?!?!?! ehhh, to heck with it....

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who were you despite your cold weary eyes 
the one who looked at the sun
heck take it all the way...

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     Why not? What the heck?

       The solution for Tik Tok

        ~ Rename it Tik-Tech
...

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OOpps,
on second reading,
I see John Heck said earPLUGS,
sorry.....
Nevermind...
Mr Latella........

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Congratulations to John Heck- The correct answer was a prism.  Thanks to 
everybody for your efforts!...

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Shrewd Awakening


Captive
Grinning coyly 
She feigns timidity
Cunningly knowing fools become
Ensnared...

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David Cameron
Skull you could hammer on
Back from the Lords as Home Sec
Shows the UK has just gone to heck....

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Whoa!
Look at this chick
Smoking hot
What a heck!
She puts a little dot
In my heart.
Now we'll never be apart....

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C-heck
L-ife's time
O-nce a day,
C-ount each minute,
K-eep your device in seconds accurate.

Form: Acrostictractys...

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I saw a lizard lose its tail
severed by a rusty nail
Off he scooted
in shock I guess
now an...izard
 but what the heck....

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I woke up just long enough
to see a lightning bug
hug itself
on the deck
heck I'd love to
be able to 
do that to myself too...

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I see you with your self askew
To see you driving drunk's not new
So sure by heck
That you'll not wreck
I'll see you in the I.C.U....

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I've got the bladder of a pregnant squirrel,
Yet I consume coffee until my toes curl,
Why?
Heck if I know,
How?
With lots of shaking to show....

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I've smashed the heck out of my thumb
I can't believe I am so dumb
My wife says it's so sad
That my hammering is so bad
I guess I need more rum...

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A nudist said, "Oh, what the heck!
I shall get my suntan on deck!"
A girl came along
And saw something wrong
But when it spat, she broke its neck...

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The captain called all hands on deck
He said come on lads what the heck
Whatever you do
when you have to poo
don’t leave the loo in such a wreck
...

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I wake at two a.m
Cats outside my window
Fighting screeching moaning
Honey, what the heck is going on
I don't know
But, could you stop with all the singing...

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A noisy, Rhode Island Red rooster
Awoke, from his dreams, Simon Schuster.
Simon got mad as heck
And adjusted Red's neck.
Now Red doesn't crow like he uster....

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Cough medicine? (CRAP...No re-fill!)
See a doctor? (DARNED if I will!)
I'm achin' to the toes
(Got a code in my doze)
Where the HECK did I hide the Ny-Quil?...

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I wouldn’t tell you that I knew 
Because I do not
I hope, I lose hope, I hope
Heck, I might even pray
Praying for an angel
How appropriate...

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