A Rendition of Green Eggs and Ham

I am Julie
How are you,
I like sex  what about  you?
Oh but,
You can get pregnant in a house
You can get pregnant on the couch
You can get pregnant in a chair
You can get pregnant on the stairs
You can get pregnant in a car 
You can get pregnant on the farm

One thing is true use protection all the time
and you'll be happy 
and have no worries on your mind.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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January 2, 2009 at 3:10 PM
Very clever Julie! Dr Suess would be proud!! Best wishes, Keith
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