Short Halitosis Poems

a fire breathing beast
wide open hearth of ashes
halitosis heart

4/14/2018...

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Like crusty toe nails
And old rotten oyster shells 
Your breath smells


By Robb A. Kopp...

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bad halitosis
he should visit the dentist
I dream of fresh air

24th December 2105...

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leviathan sleeps —
tosses and turns sea cauldron
white foam froths in deep

who dares awaken this beast
whose halitosis breath seethes?

2/6/2017

JOB 41...

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i’m lonely and can’t understand ~ why my waiting room is never full 

said the psychiatrist to his dentist ~ whom replied you talk such bull


By
David Kavanagh...

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Nightmare's foul bouquet,
Effluent of restless slumber,
Ochre smog, mind bog,
Cleansing chill breath from newborn day



Entry to "quadro" contest

12th January 2017...

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When a schoolteacher’s got halitosis
What his pupils fear most when he’s close is
That the smell of his breath
It  could choke them to death
And bring about chronic necrosis...

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She rushed to me and gave my bottom a kiss
I was disturbed something went badly amiss
I asked her the reason
Of this loathsome treason
She said with the rue" a pure halitosis."...

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Feeling sweet lips pressed on mine
I remember those long-ago days in my prime
Such tender moments
Except for our halitosis 
Kinda destroy the passion at the time...

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Smells like rotten tomatoes 
It’s coming from his mouth 
More than Halitosis
Not good for any snout
Tell me what’s a bad mouth?
Not a bad breath coming from his mouth
Something is more than a stink
Those decaying words that kill me...

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My new roommate Mary has a bad case of halitosis,
one day I told her and almost ended up with a fat lip,
unfortunately my roommate has breath and a temper like a bear,
truthfully her bad breath makes me want to leave the area,
having a birthday I gave her TheraBreath wishing I was the tooth fairy.










11-5-16...

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It was the best
	of the New York Times.
It was the worst
	of the New York Times.

But honey,
I can't meet the president.
I forgot to charge
My toothbrush.
Must we offend
	with halitosis 
In these abundant times?

She didn't answer,
Because she only exists
	in my imagination,
And doesn't need
	further explanation....

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The Turbulent Euphrates
Russell Abdur Rahman

The halitosis of Monstrum Luscus Dajjal
Is getting intensed in the air
Turbulent Euphrates!
The floor is swaping the ceiling!
The fairness of contrast,
The moon appeals more than the Sun
Is it an omen? Love in an advent of cattle-ravaged change
Murderer knows no cause of murder, sterile faculty of ration
The earth gets tumulted by the barbarian civilization...

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The Turbulent Euphrates
Russell Abdur Rahman

The halitosis of Monstrum Luscus Dajjal
Is getting intensed in the air
Turbulent Euphrates!
The floor is swaping the ceiling!
The fairness of contrast,
The moon appeals more than the Sun
Is it an omen? Love in an advent of cattle-ravaged change
Murderer knows no cause of murder, sterile faculty of ration
The earth gets tumulted by the barbarian civilization...

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A man has gone once to a fake dentist,
Complaining of his decayed tooth and halitosis;
He was asked to take big deep breaths with open mouth,
While squatted long on a high dental couch.

Few moments later, silent bomb exploded in the clinic,
Rotten smell wanted him and the dentist to panic;
He said, “Sorry Doc, I’ve farted out loud by chance”,
 “Fart-tastic!” said Doc. “Halitosis has moved down and gone!”

Sept. 26, 2021  5.29pm...

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Halitosis hocus pocus,
Cures my malevolence for graveolence.
The serene Listerine of oral hygiene,
A matador piercing malodor,
With one mouthful of
Gin taken on the chin.

I do risk
Lucidity to rid the morbidity,
I may lumber rising from slumber.
Yet those taken 
A back by this quack,
Can rest assured against the absurd.

One cannot
Ignore the heretofore.
In addition, I offer admonition
Beware! 
Another tends to smother
Any care of even being aware....

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