Short Got Him Scratching His Head Poems

whimpering sniveling pout
mopey face bo ohwe-ohwe whine
scratching his head mopey face
I was here with me
...

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Bacon and peanut butter loaves
He loved meat tender
He got fatter, sad and alone
He got out of bed
Scratching his head
Then promptly died on the throne

The King is dead....

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Bible Scholars scratching their head
     Lion turned to wolf, lambs confused 
     Reality is a video, soft and remolded like lead
     Who is behind this ?  Reality bent and bruised...

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pigeon tart pecked at a red M&M
her head feathers became a fiery blend
the poets were shocked and confused
while scratching the head of their muse
what happens if she pecks a green M&M...

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All the students were very aware
There were nits crawling in her long hair
Perching on the next seat
Trying to be discrete
I got itchy and had to move chair 

based on a real event

10th November 2015...

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See there Santa, his fingers drumming,
scratching his head, catalog thumbing.
   The night before his big run,
   "What to give my honey bun?"
It's December; Christmas is coming!

December 11, 2020

host:  Alexis Y
contest:  Christmas Limerick...

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If I die, it was Jim,  Lil’s note said.
Weirdly the very next day she was dead.
His relatives curious.
Her relatives furious.
Police detective left scratching his head.

Jim brought his new love to the funeral home
It was a bit of a mistake as she started to roam.
She ran into her ex.
They decided to have sex.
Furious Jim had a mouth full of foam....

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Comes a time when you want to do 
the things you don't want to; 
At that moment you shall find the need 
to make a choice is knocking on you.

Making the right decision 
is often taken for granted; 
Aside from being bothered by doubt, 
one falls in scratching his head.

Let the divine wisdom tell
Important matter of all; 
Good and prudent counsel  
will let you choose your goal....

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Written on 9/26/2022
Updated on 9/27/2022
by Gail DeBole

The young boy was watching his mom
Straighten sheets on his bed with her palms.
He began scratching his head
Looked at the floor and his bed
And seemed to be mildly alarmed.

The young boy who was not quite four, 
Said, “The wrinkles are not on the floor.
It did not take long 
For them to be gone,
But why did they not fall to the floor?"...

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The poem is missing somehing!
Oh my goodness - what could it be? 
It's got to be here somewhere...
Hey, wait - it's just missing a "t"? 

The poem WAS missing something
I"m sure glad it's been found 
Now I've got no worries
everything's safe an sound. 

But wait - now something's gone again
I'm squinting, but it's lost in plain sight 
I'm scratching my head till I realize - no worries
My spell checker will make it all write.

3/2/12...

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Pre-historic mammal

You’re a pre-historic mammal that’s trying not to fade away
Every time you struggle you make the same old mistakes

It’s a world in which we trouble finding different ways to stay
There’s a star up in the sky that was always giving light today

This was the beginning of the stumble that the universe gave us grace
We only get one chance and now the man is scratching his head while death becomes the human race....

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Thinking of beautiful precious Goldie Hawn in Overboard while day dreaming....
Scratching our head as making a list knowing, we are merely his infant trapped amid
An old used body why else would they portray such that, their gerbers festive spoiled child ?
My twinkling if twitching nose held high be the sky; racing past her palace doors marble mistral floors
Silver stools his golden pools; flinging love's pampers without a care so joyfully unto the air; her, savoir-faire....

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And uS

There was a man 
Here is this man

Here man 
Man there 

Here a man over there 
There is a man over here

Here is this man
There is that man

What becomes of we? 

A man there and another man over here.

Divided, displaced and singularly stated... we simply become dumbfounded;

And uS . . . ?


(Insert man scratching his head here)
           
                                                                   (and another one over there)

8-29-17...

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