Caren Krutsinger Poet Limerick

If I Die It Was Jim

If I die, it was Jim,  Lil’s note said.
Weirdly the very next day she was dead.
His relatives curious.
Her relatives furious.
Police detective left scratching his head.

Jim brought his new love to the funeral home
It was a bit of a mistake as she started to roam.
She ran into her ex.
They decided to have sex.
Furious Jim had a mouth full of foam.

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Line Gauthier July 25, 2020 at 5:07 AM Well penned, Caren. Great read. Caren Krutsinger July 26, 2020 at 8:45 AM Thank you Line.

Gershon Wolf July 24, 2020 at 8:43 AM Are you sure this wasn't reenacted on the Jerry Springer Show on June 17, 1999?! lol. They don't make shows like Springer's anymore. Ha, ha! ;) gw Caren Krutsinger July 25, 2020 at 12:02 AM This was reenacted on Jerry Springer, but please do not make fun of Mr. Jerry. I predict he will be our next POTUS.

Demetrios Trifiatis July 23, 2020 at 3:20 AM Poor Jim. It served him right! A good one dearest, Caren xxx Caren Krutsinger July 23, 2020 at 5:11 PM I agree