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If I Die It Was Jim

If I die, it was Jim, Lil’s note said. Weirdly the very next day she was dead. His relatives curious. Her relatives furious. Police detective left scratching his head. Jim brought his new love to the funeral home It was a bit of a mistake as she started to roam. She ran into her ex. They decided to have sex. Furious Jim had a mouth full of foam.

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Date: 7/25/2020 5:07:00 AM
Well penned, Caren. Great read.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/26/2020 8:45:00 AM
Thank you Line.
Date: 7/24/2020 8:43:00 AM
Are you sure this wasn't reenacted on the Jerry Springer Show on June 17, 1999?! lol. They don't make shows like Springer's anymore. Ha, ha! ;) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/25/2020 12:02:00 AM
This was reenacted on Jerry Springer, but please do not make fun of Mr. Jerry. I predict he will be our next POTUS.
Date: 7/23/2020 3:20:00 AM
Poor Jim. It served him right! A good one dearest, Caren xxx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/23/2020 5:11:00 PM
I agree

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