Short Good Deal Poems

El Xherdan Shaqiri
while he was at Inter he addressed the manager as Dearie
so off he’s sent to Stoke
where frankly he’s a good deal more than yesterday’s joke....

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How could a corpse like me ask for more
Than this faucet from the showroom floor
It may look a dud
But it cleans off blood
And came dirt cheap from the Zombie Store
...

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...I never did win a trail-run,
but thought I’d do good in the end,
a good deal of respect I’d won,
and in Tak found a lifelong friend…
I guess that makes me a ‘loser,’ then....

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I walked in your footsteps
in meter and rhyme,
a glimpse of your nature,
the poetry kind.
Enjoyed my short visit
for poems do appeal,
its free entertainment
a really good deal!...

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Dear Lord, I feel roxy!
I am on the move!
No need for a proxy,
Let me enjoy the groove.

Hey you! Looking swanky! 
It turns out you could do
Good deal hanky-panky.
Come closer - I won't sue....

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The animals on the 
farm are having
their annual county
fair.

Frogs from the pond
have agreed to
set up a kissing booth,

so far no takers,
except other frogs,
but for 50 cents,

it's a good deal, all
the proceeds go to
homeless farmers,

so come on down,
kiss a frog, hey
it's for a good cause.

wrote 8-8-08...

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A
Novem-
ber (brr, brrr!)
"New blankets" drive
is philanthropic! :)
Please, if you get the chance:
warm up one chilly person...
just ten bucks can get a good deal
on a big, new, cozy, warm blanket! :D




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A November Nonet Poetry Contest
Deadline: Tuesday, December 6, 2022...

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...In fact it seems that some intolerance
actually does make a good deal of sense,
it serves to drive evil out of our space,
allows us to live a life somewhat safe.

If we were to tolerate everything
then life would be short, and terrifying,
and though the very thought might leave some cold,
intolerance, sometimes, plays a useful role....

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What a deal I got!
A new brand of coffee
at the Good Deal Hut.
I’d say it cost about thirty percent less;
That’s as good as it gets, I guess….

Just poured myself a big ole morning cup,
A nice big steaming mug,
Both hands.. hold and sip as I tip it up..

Ppptttui!.. Of all the stinking luck!
They shoulda  named it Mr Yuk!
But.. but… what a deal I got !...

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Taco shells are made of yellow corn meal.
They are tasty and crunchy, and usually a good deal.
You can stuff them with ground beef, chicken, or even fish.
Fill them up with plenty of whatever you wish.
Tacos are something folks north of the Rio Grande adore.
However, they break too easily and spill their contents on the floor.
...

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Ride a bush track
On my motorcycle not looking back
For the freedom feel
Makes for a good deal

You look at the scenery 
There’s always something to see
The corrugations bounce me around
Up and down as my back takes a pound

How I long for those youthful days
When having fun you’d say
Was just ride in the sun
Freedom was the word not out done.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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School to wealth, then to power, a nice continuous wheel
Understanding nature to always make a good deal
Road map so short to great success without any zeal
Rest, play, sleep, travel and yet blessed with everyday meal
Entrance through the great palace gate for the King to kneel
After her every kiss, hidden wounds abruptly heal
Life can still be a fairy tale, no matter how real...

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My dream as a man 
is to wake up with a pan
under my bed full of soup
but to eat without no group.


After the good meal
I believe prayers is a good deal
And my wish continue to grow
with the prayers i know

I pray to always have
but i cant share a halve
of all my belongings
and i live a life of prolonging


I wish this dreams can be cured
But nothing happens and my poverty is secured
I cry everyday praying and saying
my dreams are always failing...

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A Bit Blue.

Just as the birds sing in the morning and
the children play in the evening as all
their days through. No matter how I feel
they have a good deal.

So with each I know this to be true, I find
I am not so blue, knowing just what they 
do. I’ll say I love you true through my window
on life’s view.

If there is some better way to do knowing of 
life as you do? Tell me of more things in life 
to do, from your window on life to find life 
no longer blue....

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Mae West 
Large chest.

Cruise ship
Sea trip. 

Blue meth
Spells death. 

Clap more
Encore. 

Sun burn
Ne'er learn. 

Birds fly
Sky high. 

Palm trees 
Blue seas. 

Drunk tank
It stank. 

Red light
Sit tight. 

Wear pink
Boys wink. 

Bright bling
Gold ring. 

She bakes 
Nice cakes. 

Sea shore 
Waves roar. 

Sex toy
Lewd joy. 

First bike
Red trike. 

Cheap meal
Good deal.


Written 29th. September 2020....

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The most welcoming bedroom I ever had was high up in a tree.
My hosts were foxes, I believe there were about twenty-three.
Some hogged the pillow, but most kind of let me be.
They were bragging to everyone about their Air B and B.

We slept well, and it was a good deal, a reasonable fee.
I got poked a few times, one kit laid all night on my knee.
But in the morning, they served me a delicious lemon tee.
And they invited me again to stay with them in that glorious tree....

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There’s someone for everyone, but me
Because I, fortunately
Descend from royalty
So I get to have some-three

I don’t think that having some-three
Is excessively greedy
Just look at past monarchy
Where they enjoyed some-thirty

So there’s someone for all but me
That’s a good deal, I agree
It helps fill each country
With plenty of families

However, since I get some-three
Due to my nobility
It’s not what it’s cracked up to be
Coz three wives were the end of me
...

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When you ask
If i’m okay
And I can say with confidence
That I am not having a good time with this

And as a gesture
In return, I ask
If you are indeed alright like you say you are
And you can say with trust 
That you are not…

Not okay, 
Cuz we’ve both been there,
A good deal
At this point we just laugh

Laugh
At how ridiculous
This is
And we don’t do anything about it

Because nothing
Will make it okay
But at least you’re here for me
And I’m here for you
...

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