Short Girdle Poems

To
sit
at home
with a book-
and girdle the earth....

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A broom is sturdy 
for its strands are tightly bound 
by a firm girdle....

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In
a 
girdle
of cestus-
no man could avoid.

Tribute to Marilyn Monroe...

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Circles
encompass and
girdle those they surround;
true fellowship  where agape
abounds....

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AGAPE

Truth releases love-
led by the hand
held from above


Circles encompass
girdle & surround-
kinship abounds....

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There once was a turtle named Myrtle
Stuck in a plastic ring girdle
It altered her mass
Into an hourglass
Leaving her deformed and infertile....

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Mrytle the turtle bought a new girdle
when her zipper wouldn't budge.
She sucked in her gut and stuck out
her butt and went off to buy more fudge....

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Myrtle, the sea turtle
Wore a sports girdle. 
With green sneakers shoes.
She ran a fast race
Won for style first place.
Went viral, millions of views....

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There once was a proud lady named Myrtle
To overcome a very big hurdle --
   She inhaled very hard
   Sucked up all her lard --
Then squeezed into her wedding-day's girdle...

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First female Pres faced one awful hurdle
Intimidated, her brave lips curdled
   She twisted and she squirmed
   Met resistance too firm
No way she could slip into that girdle...

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~ on mother nature's girdle hangs a rusty bell of catastrophe ~



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Date written: 06/20/2020...

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Alas this is a tale of overweight Myrtle
With help from ladies getting into her girdle,
They stressed and strained and pulled so hard,
When an exploding Myrtle caught them all off guard,
The ladies were placed in great peril....

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Many years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night of fun and laughs.
Her date found her girdle,
the unsupervised stop sign....

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Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man

   for Nelson Mandela

Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Then Neanderthal and Peking Man
Tortoise said to the Turtle:
“Where’s your doggone girdle!”
“What a disgrace to my race,” said Bushman!

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Stargazer, Hatchnet, Fangtooth
Fish sticks
Little acts of indiscrete gluttony
Mankind is special
Given a globe of elemental genius
Moulded
An uncivil pile of clay
Intended for the king’s plate
Made into a steel girdle
Creaking and cracking to hold his girth

© Samir Georges 2009...

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Gorgeous, eternally young
Alluring she emerges 
Rising from the foaming waves
In dazzling beauty.

The forged magical girdle
She wears ‘round her naked waist
Attracts with enticing charms
The power of love.

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Sponsor: Dr. Ram Mehta...

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I am a shooting star
with scallop wings
I feast on merriment
and follow the heavens
with a stone clad eye

I wallow through the miers
in fields of bracken brown
I halo my name
amongst the others crowned


With fallow eyes
nostrums crawl
Tidy and neat
with a red gaze
standing on dank stone
amongst the girdle of past hope...

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Great girdle! She cried. 
What happenstance have we happened upon?
Have the two nitwits knocked themselves silly with hammers?
What is the sensitivity they seek so?
She heaves humbly a sigh sumptuously,
As if the scene had the heavenly smells of Harvard halls, the musk of her haberdashery
And wondered how she could fit into such a simple equation...

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Myrtle had a pet turtle
She was fair looking and fertile
Tried to get into a girdle
Squeezing so hard 
she turned purple
Her cows mike curdled
Drank it and hurled
Then Myrtle lost her pearls
As the story goes Myrtles turtle
Ate her pearls and walk in cycles
The funny thing was
Myrtle was married to
A vet who doctored squirrels
To go on would spin your head
Turing it around in cycles...

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Limerick: Once a mincing Mrs. from Mississippi

Once a mincing Mrs. from Mississippi*
Went to a bank for a fiddle-d-dee
But her girdle got stuck
And the “SS” came unstuck
That’s why Missis ends as a double P..

*No aspersions cast on Mississippians here;
the term refers to the Paleozoic era in North America,
following the Devonian and preceding the Pennsylvanian, 
of course.

© T. Wignesan  - Paris, 2013...

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Rajanigandha, your favorite flower
you wore in curls on your ebony hair,
gliding to girdle your swan neck, 
the only unfaded picture I have of you.

On your portrait smiling on the wall
I place a garland of this snow-white flower
every night … I feel you return
with the scent of your beloved flower.

* The English name of Rajanigandha is Tuberose
which is a night-blooming flower.

May 6, 2019
Contest : A Garland
Sponsor : Julia Ward...

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Leather boots and belts,
A maiden’s lipstick,
Handcuffs, lace panties bra,
Sword slave,
Wash muzzle,
Plug Tongue,
Eel slime plum,
Snail, tornado, bones, antlers, hands.
Razor clam dildo dug tunnel,
Cucumber purr kitty.
Brine volcano mussel worm plank,
Brassiere blaze twirl shell,
Palm girdle underwear, boot panty boars, hand Dug pussy thermometer!
Scream spank shout!
Kettle strap!!
Steam lung pulse!!!
 erection morgue eating crucifix breakfast?
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Gloriously gorgeous is thy mien
Let me thwart kisses umpteen
Twin cheeks are lavishly sweet
To them let my lips do hit
Want to smell thy body beautiful
For it has an aroma delightful
You resemble a tree with fruit
Full of blossoms deliciously astute 
Yearning to love thee till my last
You’re my flame from births past
Rich buxom and roundest girdle
Hips and thighs are full of swirl 
Want to suck thy juice secreted
Entering thy pelvic zone celebrated..!!...

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The only big struggle
Is for money bristle
Finishes like a bubble
When we see Sin puddle.
Is this so thing doddle?
Actually it is a circle
Vicious; none to fiddle
As it makes one nuzzle
In their cozy castle.
Earlier there was raffle;
Making us quite subtle
In all innate our struggle.
Money’s single ripple
Can conscience straddle
Into treachery subtle.
So dear when see boodle
Don’t forget to whistle;
And flee away with chuckle
From this vicious girdle....

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Years ago when a woman got dressed
And she wanted to look at her best
She succumbed to the hurdle
Of wearing a girdle,
Believing she’d make folks impressed.

Its discomfort was seen to be worth
All the effort at hiding her girth
Yet the pain it would render
Meant only one gender
Would suffer, depending on birth.

For a man with his gut on display
Wouldn’t care what somebody would say.
Just more proof life’s not equal:
A female physique will
Be judged not by will but by weigh....

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