Short Giraffes Poems
Short Giraffes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Giraffes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Giraffes by length and keyword.
giraffes sleep standing
up, quick naps, totaling half
an hour of a day
2019 September 13
howmanysyllables
5-7-5
We recently went to the zoo,
sadly there were animals few.
Until we all saw,
which caused an uproar,
giraffes in the café shop queue.
Wacker doo, wacker doo,
I discovered something new,
Giraffes are so very tall,
Crocs on land have to crawl,
It's such fun at Sydney Zoo.
giraffes spend their lives
standing, sleeping, birthing, and
eating, all have horns
2019 September 13
howmanysyllables
5-7-5
Apes, chimps, giraffes, elephants, emus, tigers and lions,
And they can all interact with me, gaze and chat
When will we arrive at the zoo, mum?
Once I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea. How cruel!
According by my navigator -
I'm in the tundra- close to the Northern Pole.
But, why giraffes everywhere and alligators,
I do not comprehend it at all?
Two giraffes decided to see
what the English have for their tea.
They stuck in their necks,
and each of them checks,
then ruled it was too bourgeoisie.
The two giraffes lean over and lick.
Well, this is not the dinner we pick.
How about chocolate cake?
It is easy to make.
You make it with leaves, dirt, and a stick!
Two giraffes sought afternoon tea
An open window they both see
There is nothing finer
Than using fine china
The bonus is their meal was free!
Zebras and giraffes are pals with wows!
Like pygmy goats and milking cows
If predators are close, giraffes sound the alarm
Zebras run with their herd to avoid death or harm
giraffes have spots
a frog does too
butterflies with dots
are eyeing you
my hands are spotted
like my nose used to be
completely polka dotted
they’re age spots you see
If giraffes by your window come near
and at food on your table they peer -
close that window before
your nice meal they explore
with long tongues that make food disappear!
Giraffes have it made in the shade
Something's lacking in the way we're made
Could be our noodle
We act like kadoodles
Imagine stuff between daddy and the maid
Posh giraffes like to take a lengthy sip
Outstanding manners we will not let slip
We like afternoon tea
From a cup - hear our plea
Give us a trough if you want a good tip
Although not invited, they came
The wide-open window was game!
Their long necks reached in
Gave licking a spin!
Giraffes enjoyed tea just the same!
I took a donkey
Over the border from
Nepal into India
In Calcutta
I had tea
When the hotel
Proprietor after checking out
Asked; me 'Any tips?'
I misunderstood & said
'No need.'
Lamarck’s ‘Theory of Use and Disuse’,
By giraffes seems subjected to misuse.
They learnt the table manners,
Eating through gaps of manors.
This photo of theirs gets million reviews!
Living in a pride he
Lazes around while the
Lionesses hunt for
Large prey such as giraffes
Looks like their prey is down!
Leo gets the most meat
Loud is his mighty roar
4/14/17
I once saw two giraffes sipping some tea
While drinking it, they had both took a pee
And also, while drinking it
Oh no! they both took a sh-t
Both said- "That's enough of that tea, for me"
Two giraffes were invited to tea
But they couldn't fit through the door you see
So they went to the window
and put their long necks right through
And they slurped up their tea with glee
Two giraffes went out walking side by side
Spied a dina with windows open wide
There was food on the table
With long necks they were able
To eat and drink until giraffe-ified.
There were once some giraffes asked to tea
They politely accepted with glee.
The butler remarked, ”Aren’t YOU tall!”
For you, our chairs are too small.
So they drank tea from outside — quite hap’ly
Giraffes can grow up to eighteen feet tall
So pull down your shades, they can watch it all
The stripping, the foreplay
Super heroes you portray
Like Spideyman or a handsome neanderthal
Twin giraffes are we
each day at five we take tea
Lots of folk watch us each day
eat scones&cream on a tray
With our tongues we lick clean our face
some consider such etiquette a disgrace