Short Gallon Poems
Short Gallon Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gallon by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gallon by length and keyword.
Teaspoon
I love to pour a gallon of
ideas in the bowl
But there are times a teaspoon's all
one needs to fill the soul...
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Categories:
gallon, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Cigarettes & Milk
Smoking a pack of cigarettes while drinking a gallon of milk should
destroy my body slowly, while doing my body good....
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Categories:
gallon, body,
Form:
Rhyme
Jughead
his drinking obscene
geezer guzzles a gallon —
impure milk cures spouse
7/5/2018
Mick Talbot’s Senryu Contest...
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Categories:
gallon, drink,
Form:
Senryu
Bp's Oil
Birds that soar cannot no more
all because of your oil.
Gallon after gallon it continues to spew
contaminating American soil....
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Categories:
gallon, political
Form:
Rhyme Royal
A Gallon
“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!”
The media’s gleefully howlin’
- But let’s not forget
- They’re screwin’ us yet
If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!...
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Categories:
gallon, betrayal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, political, satire,
Form:
Limerick
The Sizes of Lonely
Lonely comes in three sizes
The pint is light and floats near you
The quart you must hold in your lap
But, the gallon is unliftable
and it blocks all sunny paths...
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Categories:
gallon, lonely,
Form:
Free verse
Good Living
Give me a log cabin, cooking over a campfire
Birds, bears and other critters for the population
Heaven on Earth, a five gallon bucket full of good living...
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Categories:
gallon, life
Form:
I do not know?
Love Turn Bitter
Submission so complete and fragile like nylon
Love so new, constantly refreshed in the salon
such virtue suffers the kill
creating a devastating skill
for guts to replace passion and fill the gallon....
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Categories:
gallon, heart, heartbreak, life, lost love, love, love
Form:
Limerick
Helen Pattinson
I look after a lady named Helen
Whom I bring roses by the gallon,
They make her smile
and feel better for a while.
Now her room smells like the very best salon!
19-11-2008...
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Categories:
gallon, flower, giving,
Form:
Limerick
A Gallon of Coffee
The hours tick off
I know every one
Familiar their chimes
until the day dawns...
Crawl out of bed in the morning
though not 'good as new'
A gallon of coffee ~
may yet see me through...
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Categories:
gallon, drink, morning, night, sleep,
Form:
Rhyme
Cancer Takes Every Ounce of Strength
A cup of courage
Would not be enough
A gallon of courage?
Not even a start
We need a room full of courage
So we enlist our friends, relatives and church family
Because cancer takes every ounce of strength we have...
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Categories:
gallon, cancer,
Form:
Free verse
Dripping
Remember that time
you bought a gallon
of cherry juice--
And didn't
have the decency
to pour it into
a cup
Of course-- it fell
From the hand less bodies
reaching
-- amiss
I couldn't help but notice..
all the cracks it filled....
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Categories:
gallon, nonsense, romantic, song, sound, trust, vanity,
Form:
I do not know?
Alidiumakalli
A 55 gallon barrel
Full of pulverized
Oyster shells
Mixed with wood ash
And sawdust
And porklard
55 gallons of
Pulverized oyster
Shells.mixed
With basalt.
Alkalinity
Alkalinity
Mind the
Bushels bouiz
Mind the
Bushels!...
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Categories:
gallon, environment, future, ozymandias,
Form:
Ballade
Sherry Drunk
In a lovely village near the dell lived Jerry
He had an affair with a gallon of sherry
Imbibing the whole bottle,
He pulled hard on the throttle
And wound up very drunken in Londonderry.
Written April 8, 2022...
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Categories:
gallon, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Spreading the Seed
Soon he'll come with salty sums,
By the gallon--by the ton!
Instinct decrees he spread the seed-
Nothing else could be more fun!
A Rain of white blinds my sight,
Unless, of course, I swallow...
And I'm certain I just might-
Do it all again tomorrow!...
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Categories:
gallon, desire, fun, lust, sexy,
Form:
Rhyme
Standard Issue
Standard Issue,
Seventy-five years,
Standard Issue,
A gallon of tears,
Standard Issue,
A tattered heart,
Standard Issue,
Many a new start
Standard Issue,
Salad days,
Standard Issue,
Old age mental haze,
Standard Issue,
Hope, sweet, sweet hope,
Not so standard,
Enough Faith to cope....
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Categories:
gallon, faith, hope, life, love,
Form:
Free verse
Yippi-Yi-Yo-Ki-Ya
yippi-yi-yo
take control
be tough
cowgirl
strap on those six-guns
silver spurs
and leather
cowboy chaps
throw on the saddle
and ten-gallon cowboy hat
mount him slowly
and keep it steady
there now
speed it up
pull back hard
and ride him rough
be tough
cowgirl
yippi-yi-yo
ki-ya...
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Categories:
gallon, funny, girl, power,
Form:
Free verse
Online Colonoscopy
It's time to
Test the new
The latest in
Technology
No more need
To drink over a
Gallon of foul
Liquid or any
Sorts of pills
To sort through
In fact it's
Almost
Like a drive thru
Butt in your own
Home butt it's
A bit more
Complicated with
Software butt
What's worse
Is the hard
Drive...
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Categories:
gallon, america, baptism, birth, christian, dad, jesus, recovery
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
My Restless Pillow
My Restless Pillow
Crying in my pillow,
my limbs hanging
as feeble and limp
as a weeping willow.
Drowning my sorrows
in mounds of raspberry
stuffed cheesecake phyllo,
running from my regretful
days in ten gallon hat Texas,
when I spent my days
walking with the gray armadillo.....
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Categories:
gallon, funny
Form:
Free verse
lets talk Stegosaurus brain
the stegosaurus was thirty-feet long
this is as long as a person's large front porch
How big do you suppose her brain was?
As big as a full thirty-nine gallon garbage bag?
The size of a small midsized sedan?
Believe this or not, this huge creature’s brain was….
the size of a small walnut, weighing two and a half ounces....
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Categories:
gallon, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
You Asked About Coffee
I do not drink it from a jug
I do not drink it from a mug
I do not drink it with a bug
I do not drink it with a slug
I like to drink it with a hug
I like to drink it when I'm snug
So, when you're ready, tug my suit
We'll down that gallon
~ Then we'll boot
~ Suess on the Loose! ~...
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Categories:
gallon, drink, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Back Towards the Sun
At twelve miles per gallon
in mid-June Arlington
the man stopped for fuel
ignoring his malfeasant
twelve-year-old son.
Six billion ants retreat
underground under duress
the sharp gaze of a boy
and his looking glass, the son
of a man wiping sweat
off his brow under duress
from solar deliverance.
5/10/2019...
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Categories:
gallon, environment,
Form:
Free verse
A Hat Full
Listen to poem:
*Image of Ten Gallon Stetson by IBA.
A Hat Full
A cowboy with a ten-gallon hat,
Seen a spittoon and gave it a spat,
A girl screamed, "That's my vase!",
She then frowned in his face,
And stepped on his hat and made it flat.
2022 May 07
*1st Place*
High Noon
~~Joseph May: Judged 2022 May 08
RZ, HMS: 9,9,6,6,9....
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Categories:
gallon, character, funny, western,
Form:
Limerick
Fearless In My Dreams.
Fearless in my Dreams
Fearless in my Dreams
I will climb the highest mountains.
Sail across the deepest oceans.
Fly through the greatest storms.
Jump of any cliff that I have been warned.
Run into any forest fire.
Take on any Animal you desire.
I’m ten foot tall and Bullet Proof.
One gallon of Jim Beam and watch me Move....
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Categories:
gallon, funny
Form:
Burlesque
Cowboy Alan
One day to a big ranch rode Alan
a wearin’ his hat, a ten-gallon.
With his horse and his rope
he had plenty of hope
he’d excel in the job of corralin’.
May 5, 2022
Trying this in A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest
Unfortunately RhymeZone will not take unusual ways of rhyming the -ing form the way Americans often pronounce it....
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Categories:
gallon, humorous,
Form:
Limerick