Short For Kids Funny Poems

grabbed my dixie cup 
buzzing my cabins window ..
a horse fly...

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A ballerina's tutu,
Should be called a four,
Unless she's wearing two tutus,
And then it's even more....

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Had a fig Newton 
Dropped it on the floor
God said, Let Newton be! 
And all was right.
Until the Ants...

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My glass is made of plastic,
My chilli's rather hot,
So why do people name things
After things they're clearly not?...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear,
but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
so really, if Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
he wasn't Fuzzy woz he....

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Hello,hello
Little fellow
Do you want,mashmallow?
If you want, please follow
Don't run, walk slow!
(A children's song)...

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An apple a day 

Keeps the doctor away 

So be sure 

That you eat more 

You will be strong 

Belive me that's not wrong...

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If you want things 
to go really well with Mom, 
tell her first thing in the morning,
"I'm not going to school 
until you get me a beer."...

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I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep, 
and shear woolly cows in a sty....

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Long ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo...

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Heroes are not born or bread
They proactively step up
And pre-fix things

Wait until Uncle Lester gets here.
He will know what to do
Especially if he brings Aunt Inez....

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Partly an Elephant 
and partly Giraffe,
no creature is so strange and rare
as the elegant Eligarf

walking forwards
it's quite agile,
but going backwards
it is fragile....

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The Chocolate!

She is a deliciously smart gal,
For each and everyone's her pal.
Be it in the brownie or cake,
Or the icy cold milk shake.
She sure can change everyone's morale!...

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Oh no!! I forgot –
 
I had a plate of dessert
 
In the cool freezer 


Oh no!! Dad forgot – 

He left his blue bowl of fruit

On the clean counter!...

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Zooming at the very end
Yelling around I find my way
Xtremely touchy and tearful
Why does it always have to be
                      ABCD and not WXYZ!...

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Gargle with jelly 
Said my little nephew lenny
While making car noises 
Watching the Tele
Wanted to try it but he wouldn't let me
So I got a big stick and poked his fat belly...

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There was this enormous Mummy
Who loved to eat foods that were Yummy
She would eat and eat lots of Jelly
Which gave her a big, big Belly
And that was the Mummy with the fattest Tummy!...

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Seven, Eight
 
There was a young boy
from North Devon, 
Looked proud,
for he could count up to seven.
With a hearty well done,
I told him, that’s great, 
But chuckled to myself, 
cos, I can count up to eight....

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It's warm beneath this duvet.
Outside it's cold and grey.
I wish I could roll over
And stay in bed today.
There's things I should be doing,
But if you'd let me choose
I'd stay beneath this duvet
And keep on pressing snooze...

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Cookies are addictive!
OoOoH! Here's one to snatch!
Okay...where's the chocolate chips?
Kraving too many of these treats
I want some now! But...I might get beeefy...
Every bite is mouthwatering, soft and crisp
Should I take another cookie?...

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Like sick allergies, 
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE

Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!

Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination !...

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Outside the snow is falling
The children are sleighing
Sometimes they start snowballing
Outside the snow is falling
“Dinner is served”, their Mom is calling
The children don’t hear what she’s saying
Outside the snow is falling
The children are sleighing!...

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Dandelion Wishes


I picked a little dandelion
And held it ‘neath my chin.
I crossed my toes,
Then closed my eyes
And I began to spin.

I jumped around,
Spit on the ground
Then did a little dance.

I wish there was a better way
To get bugs off your pants!...

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Why are we in the corner again? The child asks his Daddy.
Daddy shrugs.  “I guess Mommy likes us here,” he replies.
“What did we do this time?"

“NO idea,” Daddy says.
“Same time next Saturday?” the child asks.

“Sure,” Daddy agrees.
Typical day with Godzilla-wife-Mommy....

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Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-
zontally

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using lunchtime to do 
Their business 

No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?...

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