Short Flasher Poems
Short Flasher Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Flasher by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Flasher by length and keyword.
Brummie
A Birmingham flasher called Mac
Staged a Bull-in-the-Ring attack
He tried all night
But all took flight
No one wanted a late-night snack...
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Categories:
flasher, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Flasher
There once was a froggy named Dan
prided himself how fast he ran
he hopped into view
croaked in the stew
his legs were a flash in the pan....
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Categories:
flasher, cute, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Life Changing
A flasher in jail voiced his fear
I can't handle this place it is clear
Myself I'll amaze
By changing my ways
But I'll stick it out one more year!...
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Categories:
flasher, character, funny, introspection,
Form:
Limerick
Missing Instructions
The Florida Flasher Long John Dong
Came on the beach in a Trump-red thong
He thought it was neat
To show off his meat
But the cops said he had it on wrong...
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Categories:
flasher, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Comet, Cupid, Vixen, and Flasher
Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail,
Once more toting with her Santa's bail;
Seems where people all shop
He let red trousers drop:
He enjoys showing biddies he's male....
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Categories:
flasher, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Flashman - Bawdy
An ill endowed vagrant named Basher
Is renowned as the local flasher
Girls laugh themselves silly
When he shows his willy
It looks like a small bacon rasher
09/28/20...
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Categories:
flasher, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Flasher Mac
There was an old hooker named Black,
She turned the air blue in Iraq,
In stilettos of ink
And her curlers of pink,
She flashed in her apricot mac.*
*Mackintosh (raincoat)
For Lisa’s Tickle me Pink contest...
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Categories:
flasher, people,
Form:
Limerick
Flasher
FLASHER
A young fellow down by the shore
Flashed a girl who thought it a bore
She wasn’t averse
For she was a nurse
Who’d seen lots of those things before
1st May 2023
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick poetry contest
Sponsor - Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
flasher, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Flasher
Flasher
Flashing is a moment seen,
lightening flash,
some guy obscene,
who did the bolt 4 God and Queen,
but gone in a split second, wait:)
“interesting concept mate!”
Don Johnson 10-sep-11
Constance La France ~ A Rambling Poet ~
Contest Name Six Lines of Poetry, Please...
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Categories:
flasher, adventure,
Form:
Verse
The Women In His Life
He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy -
her legs are bandy.
She's nicer than his former wife, called Sammy,
and sister Tammy.
His childhood sweetheart, Jo's a husband-basher
(he was a flasher).
His mother was a butcher, and uncanny -
just like his granny.
He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy;
she comes in handy -
she's always randy!
just some silliness for Nina's Half-Eleven contest...
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Categories:
flasher, life,
Form:
Rhyme