The Women in his Life
He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy -
her legs are bandy.
She's nicer than his former wife, called Sammy,
and sister Tammy.
His childhood sweetheart, Jo's a husband-basher
(he was a flasher).
His mother was a butcher, and uncanny -
just like his granny.
He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy;
she comes in handy -
she's always randy!
just some silliness for Nina's Half-Eleven contest
Copyright © jack horne | Year Posted 2018
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