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An ill endowed vagrant named Basher Is renowned as the local flasher Girls laugh themselves silly When he shows his willy It looks like a small bacon rasher 09/28/20

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Date: 10/13/2020 1:07:00 PM
ROFL- had to read this again : )
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 1:10:00 PM
glad you like it Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/1/2020 10:50:00 AM
HaHa LoL, LoL - I love it, only you write these bawdy limericks so well my friend - your imaginations soars. Well penned Jan. Hugs and blessings Jennifer.
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 1:09:00 PM
thanks Jennifer i just get these silly ideas and woosh a poem appears:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/29/2020 2:46:00 PM
Wern't Old Jock in disguise was it lol, thank you again for the chuckle. Emilia : ) xx
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Date: 9/29/2020 2:46:00 PM
lol thanks Emilia:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/29/2020 1:16:00 PM
Hysterical,... so fun and silly :) Love and prayers for you and your humor :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/29/2020 2:11:00 PM
Yes i think i need all the prayers I can get and perhaps my humour will improve lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/29/2020 11:34:00 AM
Absolutely hilarious, Jan! Hope the flasher stays on your side of the pond :) Hugs, carolyn
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Date: 9/29/2020 2:10:00 PM
Glad you found it funny:-):-) all good here:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/29/2020 6:54:00 AM
Hope you haven't used me and my chewed caramel for inspiration, Jan. Fun write! Hope you're well x
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/29/2020 2:10:00 PM
lol so GOOD to see you Mr Viv:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 6:14:00 PM
Why yoooo *wink'n here dear poet...funny, but in this day n age, yikes...my "kiss me girl" kind'uh pushed it...lol Have a great week Jan...much luv, james
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/29/2020 2:10:00 PM
thanks James:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 2:06:00 PM
Old woman’s not as intimidated as the virgin. His willy wonked out.
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 2:18:00 PM
thanks Kim:-) :-) :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 1:20:00 PM
:))) .......... I like his slippers and socks :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 2:18:00 PM
lol Anne-Lise yeah hes hot in the pic lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 12:50:00 PM
Is she listening to Patti Page singing, "Little things mean alot?"
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 12:53:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 11:49:00 AM
Hello Jan , thank you for the laughter. I needed that. Enjoy your day my friend. Hugs.
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Date: 9/29/2020 10:13:00 AM
Hello Jan, yes you did. Thank you for that. Enjoy your day my friend. hugs.x Darlene.
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 12:14:00 PM
glad i made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 11:49:00 AM
both the poem and the picture are priceless, jan! thanks for the grin...
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 12:13:00 PM
thanks Ilene especially for reading and commenting on a poem that mentions bacon or sausage:-):-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 10:58:00 AM
As if the poem was not enough; the photo made my day!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 12:12:00 PM
your comment has made my day thanks Caren:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 8:33:00 AM
Jan , as ever nothing like a good laugh to kick-start the week, but it's put me right off my sausage !
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 12:11:00 PM
ha ha ha perhaps a Cumberland sausage would be ok but not a chipolata lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 7:50:00 AM
ROFL, LOVE this - hilarious pic too. I hope all is well with you, my friend & that Man is still evading Covid
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 12:10:00 PM
doing ok, will mail you :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 7:04:00 AM
Perhaps even salty. ~~
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 12:09:00 PM
lol thanks Victor:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 5:52:00 AM
Haha, a pig in blanket comes to mind. Tom
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 6:01:00 AM
OMG lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/28/2020 5:36:00 AM
YEE HAW! Love it dear Jan! Should try more of there lims! LOL Love Happy Jack XOX
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/28/2020 5:41:00 AM
Where have you been dear brother,I've written over 500 i think lol:-) hugs jan xx

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