Brummie

A Birmingham flasher called Mac
Staged a Bull-in-the-Ring attack
He tried all night
But all took flight
No one wanted a late-night snack
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
February 17, 2022 at 1:58 PM
I am glad they were faster than he was
George Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 8:06 PM
Hope he is caught ! Such criminals should be punished !
Moore Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 3:54 PM
Good heavens - glad I wasn't there! Hope he got caught. Thanks for the warning :-) Molly
Rose  Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 3:45 PM
hmmm, I was flashed once a long time at 6 am, a ran too fast for him, lol , never forgot that experience, *
Faulkner Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 12:12 PM
Didn't quite get it until I saw your explanation, guess some things get lost in translation :) but still very funny!
Encarnacion Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 12:08 PM
Now that you explained it , the situation changed . I hope they get him ?
Cunningham Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 11:04 AM
Enough to make anyone lose their appetite. I'm from Birmingham but didn't know a Mac lol. Tom
Leffanta Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 10:09 AM
Oliver Molesworth went to Birmingham in 1732 and his offspring have populated Saint Martin/Moor Street since then, so if you can trace your ancestry to him, you are my late wife's kin . . . .From your lofty perch on the Great Wall of China, you should see some . . . .
Leffanta Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 9:50 AM
Brummie = a person from Birmingham Mac = British raincoat Bull-in-the-ring = a Birmingham shopping centre now called, "The Bull Ring"
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