Short Flab Poems

I cannot help but beg you,
Remove that techno-chair
From your pasted, flab-induction limbs.
Taste some heat and sunshine and
Let the wind goose-bump your skin....

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Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight
Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate
But instead of that
Got mucho flab
Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great...

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Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight
Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate
But instead of that
Got mucho flab
Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great...

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Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight
Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate
But instead of that
Got mucho flab
Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great...

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Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight
Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate
But instead of that
Got mucho flab
Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great...

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Got a saggy butt balanced with overhanging belly
Try “Liftabulge” guaranteed satisfaction as seen on the telly
Get rid of that flab
This product is fab
Even Hollywood starlets apply this nice-smelling jelly...

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Trump Had A Twix Fix

Trump as usual kept getting his kicks;
We saw him having another  Twix fix;
Abnormal ab;
A lot  of flab;
Between moron and idiot was a mix.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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When birds take a bath in your birdbath
Are they self-conscious about nudity and their overweight flab
They could put on a bathrobe
But no arms for the armholes
They turn on our faucet and create a big splash...

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Granny jumps on the jet ski and glides 
over the bumpy waves she does ride 
she heads toward flat ground 
as her flab flops around 
the poor old granny has lost her pride. 

Copyright Cynthia Jones 
Dec.10/2004...

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Umpf . . . Umpf . . . Squeeze . . . Squeeze
    
     Tuck that flab in there, if you please!
  
     "This swim suit is too small, I fear...

      Or did I think the same last year?"

      Just one thing...REMIND YOURESELF NOT TO SNEEZE!...

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Will you still love me
When I’m old and grey?
Or will you let me be
When my youth fades away?

Will you see past the wrinkled eyes
And the unwanted flab and fat?
In a blink time flies;
Will you forget me like that?

The lustre in my hair has gone,
My hands are steady no more.
Will you look past the wrong
And stay forevermore?...

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Stepping upon yonder SCALE
A weight,230,it means that I did  FAIL
Hunger horrors as one gets OLD
acid indigestion..from the Doritos or so i'm TOLD
Beauty school  dropout(I had never PASSED)
Fading studly looks(knowing early it could never LAST)
As we get older,our demeanor becomes mostly CRAB
becoming mortals and facing expanding FLAB...

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Snuggle
Cuddly, sneezy, sleepy, tiring
Daughter of the seventies
Lover of chocolate, coca cola, and cheddar cheese
Who feels old, tired and useless
Who fears grey hair, wrinkles and flab
Who would like to see(but not likely in this life...)weight loss, peace and love, and regularity
Resident of Coolsville-USA
Bunny




I hope this made you all smile^u^
                                         U...

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(04may2011)

For the deep inhales are for the fresh air
I put my flab in flare
Enforced stretches, stands, and lays
The exhales scared the negatives away
My soul soon be healed I know
As I flex my muscles and bow
The beautification of silence is the best rhyme
Along with the body that sings in time
Yoga is what my advertisement
Of health in and on mind amendment

*Got Honorable Mention in Tahera Mannan's 'YOGA' contest.*...

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I used to have a sweet HARDBODY
The babes would be a'whistlin:
"HEY,LOOK AT THAT PRECIOUS HOTTIE!"

Living off of that sexy fantasy
but ,today,the facts are clear
 SAY HELLO TO MIDDLE AGE REALITY

Home is where my flab will lie
AGING X'ER and his pounds that cry:
FORGET THE YOGURT
how-do-do-do-
Here comes the double chin
My fate coming true

Father smiles
He points to my SILVER HAIR
But now I can beam and say:
"LOOK MA,YOUR SON IS GETTING UP THERE"!...

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Here we go again
Smiles exchanged in vain


See that silly grin
To lose is to win


Round and round trade blows
Settling scores that show


Each smile a prompt stab
To puncture odd flab


Crafty with shrewd stance
Burst of deadly dance


If only you knew
How sad matters brew


Two rivals at war
Sharp talons can claw


Deadly serpents slide
Sharp betrayal glides


Yes spy versus spy
Fatal moments ply




Leon Enriquez
24 May 2016
Singapore...

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I stripped down to my skivvies
Revealing all flab
Something is sagging
I think it's my BALLS
MAN! am I bummed
Can't examine the rear
Who would laugh
but the kids drinking beer
Their's are nice and firm
While ours is dragging skin
The bulge on my weenie
is old age coming in
When I go to the john
the diaper is smelly
especially the parts
that connect to the belly
When worse comes to worse
My uncle makes house calls
To the old and weary
geezers with sagging balls...

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