Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Too Short

Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight
Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate
But instead of that
Got mucho flab
Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great

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M. L. Kiser March 26, 2019 at 6:09 AM Oh boy,you're on a real roll here! I don't think that being, "too short for your weight" is illegal though. Jack Ellison March 26, 2019 at 6:39 AM Possibly not but it's everywhere you look!!! Just having a ball!!!! Ya gotta laugh... love, Happy Jack XOX

Ann Gilmour March 25, 2019 at 6:30 AM You really are a breath of fresh air Jack and I too am too short for my weight - what a great line, Haha! I also have two more laughter lines upon my face because of your great poems... Kindest thoughts Ann xx Jack Ellison March 25, 2019 at 6:38 AM Does this mean we can be cyber friends? I sure love your upbeatness! (is that a word?) LOL Aww... did I hear you say "YES" GREAT Miss Ann... love, Happy Jack XOXOX

Arturo Michael March 24, 2019 at 9:17 AM Ear loving...All the best Jack Jack Ellison March 24, 2019 at 9:20 AM You got it made if you have big muscles between your ears but can be unsightly!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart March 24, 2019 at 8:34 AM Flex that manly grey matter! <3 Jack Ellison March 24, 2019 at 8:50 AM You got it, babe!!! My manly grey matter... OOOEEEE!!! XOX