Too Short

Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate But instead of that Got mucho flab Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 3/26/2019 6:09:00 AM

Oh boy,you're on a real roll here! I don't think that being, "too short for your weight" is illegal though.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/26/2019 6:39:00 AM

Possibly not but it's everywhere you look!!! Just having a ball!!!! Ya gotta laugh... love, Happy Jack XOX

Ann Gilmour

Date: 3/25/2019 6:30:00 AM

You really are a breath of fresh air Jack and I too am too short for my weight - what a great line, Haha! I also have two more laughter lines upon my face because of your great poems... Kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2019 6:38:00 AM

Does this mean we can be cyber friends? I sure love your upbeatness! (is that a word?) LOL Aww... did I hear you say "YES" GREAT Miss Ann... love, Happy Jack XOXOX

Arturo Michael

Date: 3/24/2019 9:17:00 AM

Ear loving...All the best Jack

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/24/2019 9:20:00 AM

You got it made if you have big muscles between your ears but can be unsightly!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 3/24/2019 8:34:00 AM

Flex that manly grey matter! <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/24/2019 8:50:00 AM

You got it, babe!!! My manly grey matter... OOOEEEE!!! XOX