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Too Short

Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate But instead of that Got mucho flab Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great

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Date: 7/26/2018 8:07:00 AM
Giggles! Cute one Jack ;) xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/26/2018 8:23:00 AM
Had to come clean... my conscience you know! LOL XOX
Date: 7/26/2018 7:58:00 AM
OH, Jack, your first "slim-erick"
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/26/2018 8:22:00 AM
Just to let you know, I'm not seven foot three!!! LOL
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/26/2018 8:07:00 AM
Lol! ;)

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