Too Short

Just got weighed, discovered I'm too short for my weight Should be seven foot three with bulging muscles to equate But instead of that Got mucho flab Though the muscles between my ears are stunningly great
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 26, 2018 at 8:07 AM
Giggles! Cute one Jack ;) xomo!
Ellison Avatar
July 26, 2018 at 8:23 AM
Had to come clean... my conscience you know! LOL XOX
Lawless Avatar
July 26, 2018 at 7:58 AM
OH, Jack, your first "slim-erick"
Ellison Avatar
July 26, 2018 at 8:22 AM
Just to let you know, I'm not seven foot three!!! LOL
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 26, 2018 at 8:07 AM
Lol! ;)
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