Look Ma,I'M Getting Up There!!

I used to have a sweet HARDBODY The babes would be a'whistlin: "HEY,LOOK AT THAT PRECIOUS HOTTIE!" Living off of that sexy fantasy but ,today,the facts are clear SAY HELLO TO MIDDLE AGE REALITY Home is where my flab will lie AGING X'ER and his pounds that cry: FORGET THE YOGURT how-do-do-do- Here comes the double chin My fate coming true Father smiles He points to my SILVER HAIR But now I can beam and say: "LOOK MA,YOUR SON IS GETTING UP THERE"!