Short Fink Poems
Short Fink Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fink by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fink by length and keyword.
Bink and Dink took a bath in the sink
And then went skating on an ice rink
Bink met a girl
Gave her a whirl
Whilst Dink became the very first fink!
Categories:
fink, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Thy face shall be printed on book
Where thou shall face at least one rook
Tapping its spit in black stamped ink
On pages of some fabled fink
All for some mild error ‘he’ took
Categories:
fink, addiction, anti bullying, internet, judgement, word play,
Form:
Quintilla
What makes a man a man do you think
Big muscles and hairy armpits that don't stink
But really beyond all that
Humor needs to hatch
Nothing compares to this standup fink
Categories:
fink, fun,
Form:
Limerick
What makes a man a man do you think
Big muscles and hairy armpits that don't stink
But really beyond all that
Humor needs to hatch
Nothing compares to this standup fink
Categories:
fink, identity,
Form:
Limerick
Wildlife 31
An terribly nosey young plover,
Thought of things that he'd like to discover,
So he sat on the shore,
'Til his butt was quite sore,
Then decided "I don't 'fink I'll bovver!'
Categories:
fink, bird, funny,
Form:
Limerick
wee've awl maid miss takes
sum foke think their perfect butt
cann knot sea era’s!
eye fink aye cann right
butt eye’ll admit sum era’s
sum thymes doo app pier
Categories:
fink, humorous, poetry,
Form:
Senryu
How much do they know
Who are the blabbers
Who are the rat finks
It is my sister
Could bro be that low?
Is a rumor
A blatant lie
Fabrication
I start to yell
People laugh
Relatives
At outburst
Sheepish
I look
Downward
Sad
Categories:
fink, environment,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
~ ROCK THE BOAT ~
Melody: Rock-a-bye, Baby
Rock the boat, baby
about climate change
When Greenland melts
your elders you'll blame
As shorelines erode
and port cities sink
They'll shame Greta Thunberg
and call her a fink
Categories:
fink, change, satire, weather,
Form:
Light Verse
Today I’m a blob
a slob
a glob
a perturbed mob hob
don’t ask me what it means
you will be peter fink snob
you’re ugly and spoiled
and it’s not your business you see,
so get away and stop pestering me.
today I’m a blob, a snob, a glob,
a perturbed mob hob.
uglier and more surly than
a spilled kernel of a sassy
Iowan corn cob.
Categories:
fink, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Light Verse
Birds wrapped in sung sun swallows
tangled in helium let off balloons
bursting to confetti on new year's eve
silvery sliding snakes race the rails
against roller- racing take-off gliders
Every father's grudge to my pain
auto-flight lever adjustments
The rotors caught up in balloons,
black and filled with octopus ink
and finally pressure bursts on the fink.
Categories:
fink, dream, longing, mental health,
Form:
Free verse
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
"Who the hell are you?" I think.
I'm not under what you'd call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
It's true: I don't know quite who is me yet,
(The drunker I stand here the longer I get!)
So give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.
*Inspired by "Spoonerisms"
Categories:
fink, drink, humor, wine,
Form:
Couplet
There's no armour for karma,
hurt her it harms ya,
playing between two
then karma gets you,
make a mug of a mate as well
all 3 see you fail.
so long mothermuffer farewell
fink i'm fic
yes you prick,
living on steroids
always annoyed
doing my head in
now you're inside
your life is destroyed,
but say thank you shall I
for the party supply
all 3 of us hate you
and hope you die,
so long mothermuffer goodbye
Categories:
fink, friendship, rude, slam, urban,
Form:
Rhyme
The biggest "Rats" eat 90% of the "Cheddar!"
That only leaves one slice for billions of "Mice!"
But does that make the "Rats" better than the "Mice?"
Maybe it's time for the "Mice" to "EAT" the "Rats!"
Wouldn't that be nice? The "Mice" outnumber those "Finks!"
If the "Mice" were willing to pay the price..."Free Drinks!"
I'd even dine with "Swine" to see the "Rats" fry!
Hey "Folks," how 'bout a "Fat" slice of "Rat Fink" pie?
Categories:
fink, america,
Form:
Rhyme
Lemonhead
Lemonhead your taste
is too sour to my tongue,
Your lemon zest has the power to
twist and contort my full pouty lips,
to pucker-up like two crooked lines of an
equal sign.
You’re a liar, a fink, a worthlessly fake
human being. If I could smell you,
your odor would stink
and repulse me.
No wonder you cower in your dark corner,
sucking your red throbbing thumb.
You are nothing but
a useless lemonhead,
no one cares to eat.
Categories:
fink, angst
Form:
Free verse
Sip the milk
To have a think
Stop the drink
To have a link
One tiny flick
Would make u blink
A risk to make ship sink
And Water would take d place of ink
Black is bad otherwise is pink
With reasoning,solutions might clink
Larry beryl's nt a Fink
He's smooth like a skating Rink
I drank to think
To isolate the stink
And it yielded a wink
Brain,body and drink had to sync
A pure drink, A fruitful think
All for me in ma golden zinc
Categories:
fink, deep,
Form:
ABC
Hollyhock princess leans on a mushroom to flirt.
The mushroom is bashful, he hides a bit in the dirt.
What is her name? whispers his interested cousin McWhirt.
Not sure, says the mushroom, but she is drooling on my shirt.
She can drool on my shirt anytime McWhirt says with a wink.
She can uproot me, scrub me, and plunk me down in a sink.
I am going to give her full eye contact until I see her blink.
princess did not notice at all, she had fallen in love with a frog named Fink.
Categories:
fink, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
mr and mrs merlin meow the sixteenth were on the brink
of letting Kansas City High Society know what they think.
the star put their photo on the front page with a link.
each of them dressed to the nines, holding their favorite drink.
those two do not think that their prissy litter boxes stink!
sniffed their gardener, a put-upon python wearing bright pink.
look at her, she’s such a back-stabber, a gossip, a fink!
yelled his wife Priscilla, with a sassy sashay and a slippery slink.
Categories:
fink, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Monorhyme