Rat Fink Pie

The biggest "Rats" eat 90% of the "Cheddar!"

That only leaves one slice for billions of "Mice!"

But does that make the "Rats" better than the "Mice?"

Maybe it's time for the "Mice" to "EAT" the "Rats!"

Wouldn't that be nice? The "Mice" outnumber those "Finks!"

If the "Mice" were willing to pay the price..."Free Drinks!"

I'd even dine with "Swine" to see the "Rats" fry!

Hey "Folks," how 'bout a "Fat" slice of "Rat Fink" pie?
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