Short Feud Poems

We dined together
the feud never erupted
Thanksgiving Day bliss...

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what we would conclude
did find a horrible feud
which we had ensued
...

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Leisurely running
Scrumptious donuts and ice cream
Pounds pile on me
...

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Morning sun rising
Battling fierce rebellious clouds
Perpetual feud...

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when trump we had viewed
realize we had been screwed
found him in a feud

Jim Horn...

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Remember Funom Makama,
Who went riding on a llama,
And viewed,
Family feud;
Fell off then had a trauma.

Jim Horn...

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Short verse 
Brother wind, sister rain,
Father thunder and mother sunlight
Meet every April
And a family feud breaks out....

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While being alone you never feud
You can not be accused of rude
No need be factual
All said is actual
When alone a most perfect dude...

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Listen to poem:

tilted over
skewered, impaled,
screwed senseless,
stewed to pulp.
Cheers to the blues, folks
here's to 
tomorrow's 
feud feast 
imbued...

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Somebody said,
They all heard,

Rumors spread,
Many dread,

They are not true,
yet I feel blue,

Stop this bad feud,
Am just like you...

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CANVASSING A FEUD

symmetrical spots splatter
on a blue butterfly caught
in a feud between poppies
— the artist’s revenge

Kim Rodrigues © 10/5/2018...

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By Us Had Been Construed

By us already had ben construed,
Were really trying to find a feud,
Failed to find,
In my mind;
Ended up being lost in interlude.

Jim Horn...

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Food Feud Ensued

Resulting conflict we found about food,
And much embarrassment we ensued;
That was best,
Then the rest,
Which had resulted in a family feud.

Jim Horn...

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Talk of an Oasis feud is over,
Brit-pop the corks for the supernova,
fair play to those Burnage boys,
tour dates set to make some noise,
they'll walk in sunshine, champagne and clover.
...

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Finally Found A Family Feud

What we finally found was family feud,
Full of many lies and often did delude;
No joking;
Family broken;
Their each part now existed in solitude.

Jim Horn...

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Stuffed with well cooked food
Turkey drumsticks do extrude
Undercooked statements are rude
Family members feud
Football sets the mood
Expanding bellies cunclude
Digestion sounds are crude...

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Woe to the ones with a sour attitude
Those who grumble in mumbled words so rude
Their poems sour the air
When one wrote of the 'Herr'
I've grown tired of this silly childish feud...

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snow 
stampede 
suburban 

ghosts of factories 
shotguns checked shirts, red necks, 
rust the vultures waiting for  

memorial alabaster



6/22/19 
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Clarity Pyramid/Form...

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Rachel Turkey Barbequed

Size of big turkey had been rude;
Not fit in over and caused a feud;
Answer sought;
We had fought;
Big turkey had to be barbequed.

Jim Horn

This actually happened to Rachel Maddow....

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Southern Accent

People in the South their lives have spent,
So they can speak with a Southern accent;
Found in food,
And a family feud;
When they died to heaven with them went.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran...

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In South Life Have Spent

People in South there whole life have spent,
So they all ended up with a Southern accent;
Found in food;
A family feud;
When they died to heaven with them it went.

Jim Horn

PS. Andrea, Thanks for to hell in a basket joke....

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Desuetude is a state of disuse.
"The docks fell into desuetude."

Trump In State of Desuetude

Trump would find self  in another feud;
He had fallen into a state of desuetude;
Things worsed;
Were cursed;
We wondered who next will be screwed.

Jim Horn...

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Let's play a game 
It's called Jeopardy
You Press Your Luck if 
The Price Is Right
So let the Fanily Feud
Spin the Wheel Of Fortune
To Catch 21 on the 
Blackjack table
Poker players Let's Make A 
Deal Or No Deal
Feeling the Love Connection 
On the Newlywed game...

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The family feud
Between The Montague and
The Capulet, 
On opposite ends
Attracting a love
Between night and day
Star-crossed lovers met
This Romeo and sweet Juliet
Facing their fate
This poison of death
What bitter drink
To die a thirsty death
Secret lovers must end...

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Fiery hate-fueled war
Fierce, continued conflict
Frightful heart-breaking blight
Ferocious, savage sight
Forgoes chances to mend
Forsakes pleas, “This much end!”
Flouts God’s command to LOVE*




*Mark 12:31 (King James Version): “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.”...

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