Short Fella Poems

Watch out, fella!
Beware of Salmonella!...

Read More

Why would you tell a fella
Who's holding his umbrella
That it's not supposed to rain
When he's using it as a cane?...

Read More

I met a curious fella
Who had a furry glabella
He was hard to trust
But trust him I must
He was a vehicle seller!...

Read More

Ray met a wayward Lady. 
That swears her name is Maybe.
Ray said to tell Ya.
Maybe's some Fella. 
And wears a Shady Kady....

Read More

chatty 
fatty

happy
chappie

jelly
belly 

caring 
sharing

funny
fella 


comp entry 24102016 1st go at footle...

Read More

He made us laugh silently
Through his wholesome comedy
Dancing with umbrella 
Made fun of his fella 
Famous for your eyes only
...

Read More

Text does not reflect me 
for I'm a dynamic fella 

I'm tea I'm coffee Ribena and coke 
urine the toilet bowl 
and I'm not that bloke...

Read More

once a char maid Cinderella
had hard time finding a fella
	she crashed a party
	thought herself smarty 
outplayed Anastasia and Drizella...

Read More

There was a young woman named Bella
Who tried to impress a young fella
Rain intensified
So she went to his side
And opened her yella umbrella...

Read More

optimistic coral youthful polliwog
sat on the verdant fern in the bog
rain dripping off his smooth leaf umbrella
he is such an enterprising fella...

Read More

there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

Read More

"Sweet Dinah won't you blow my horn?"
She's in the kitchen shucking corn
And when she hums
The whole world comes
To bless the day when she was born!...

Read More

There once was a fella from France
He’s widowed - not seeking romance
Pursued by a cougar
He tried hard to lose her
But she still got into his pants!...

Read More

We once knew a fella named Abel,
Who loved to jump razor wire cable,
One day he made a slip;
Heard a howl and a rip...
So now we address him as Mabel....

Read More

There was a young lady named Della
Who fell for a handsome young fella.
It ruined her day
When he turned to say,
"I'd like you to meet my wife, Stella."...

Read More

Smartest of men, Einstein; frequently 
thinks long hours on relativity.   
Forgets his umbrella; 
even keys, poor fella.  
So, don't be mad I think loftily....

Read More

old man sits gaze a

blue moon, quiet spreads, dog climbs~~

a chair, stares up, howls


Date: 06/10/2019
Syllable Counter checked: 5-7-5...

Read More

Cockwomble – a word so absurd
(‘twas written and not overheard)
I adore this descriptive word
for a fella who acts like a turd!...

Read More

There was a tightrope walker named Zella
Who all people thought was one brave fella
He took their dare
And with a flair
Tiptoed cross falls with opened umbrella...

Read More

Has this ever happened to you
While bending down to tie up your shoe
You let go a big fella
Destroying the credenza
Bump your head and don't know who's who...

Read More

Pet Frog


My pet Frog has gone and hopped it

Which makes me feel so sad

I do miss that little green fella’

Because I’ve had him since a Tad’


6/9/17 KS...

Read More

Beethoven's  Symphony
Ode To Joy is like a pizza with pepperoni
Smothered in mozzarella
Made by an Italian fella  
Named Giovani and that's no baloney...

Read More

I know a smart fella called Tom,
On the ice, he wouldn't last long!
A flip, or a twist,
A broken leg or wrist.
On the ice, he shouldn't have gone!...

Read More

A temptress whose first name was Ella, 
Had her best snares set out for a fella, 
He saw through her ruses
And not fond of bruises
Simply said, ‘You’re not my Cinderella’...

Read More

They call me a furtive old fella
And scoff at the fortunes I tella,

     a hoax you would call it
     as you look for your wallet,

And I vanish before you can yella!...

Read More