Short Fauci Poems
Short Fauci Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fauci by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fauci by length and keyword.
Fauci Turns Grouchy
Dr. Fauci turned grouchy
Bit his lip, got an ouchie
Kept his mask on, bled to death
Socially distanced ~ had bad breath...
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Categories:
fauci, death, irony, red,
Form:
Clerihew
Dr Fauci
Dr. Fauci went to Southie
To sell us on wearing masks
He tripped on his past
Where when he was asked
Claimed no need to cover your mouthie...
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Categories:
fauci, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Omicron Aka O My Crony
Whilst Fauci was counting the dead
Trump's face turned from orange to red,
"Dear God! Can't you see?
They voted for me!
Take those vaccinated instead!"...
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Categories:
fauci, health,
Form:
Limerick
Innocuous Inoculation
Well, I had my shots – also my booster,
And ain't been near afeared as I used-ter.
Wearin' a mask
Ain't no hard task.
Think old Doc Fauci is a true-bluester....
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Categories:
fauci, science,
Form:
Limerick
Masked Mummies
patients, waiting room
masked by Fauci, do not speak
only mice may squeak
9/29/2022
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Categories:
fauci, america, freedom, satire,
Form:
Senryu
Super Bands
Kevorkian played the fiddle of death.
Fauci (mask on) mouths an alto sax.
Putin taps away on nuclear keys.
Xi bangs away on a drum of disease.
Lap dog Jong taps a tiny tambourine.
While Bunny Biden lip syncs to an audience of 1....
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Categories:
fauci, dark, death, music,
Form:
Free verse
Oops
In the White House where folks stayed, they say
Fauci - sleepy - had gone the wrong way.
He lay down by a rump -
that of Donald J. Trump,
yelping, “You are not Bill Gates! Oy vey!”
Nov. 23, 2020 for Joseph May's Out On A Lim Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
fauci, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Pain In My Ouchie
I deplore the physician named Fauci.
His opinions are making me grouchy.
Goggles next we should wear?
In his office I'd dare
not let him observe my mere ouchie.
Aug. 8, 2020
with a nod to Rico; thanks for inspiring me to write this....
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Categories:
fauci, health,
Form:
Limerick
Wash Your Hands
It seems that no one understands
Monkeypox is not spread by glands
Just one little touch
Infects an whole bunch
Whatever you do, DON'T SHAKE HANDS!*
*Dr. Fauci says, "Sex is
not necessary, skin-to-skin
contact is!" so no more
fistbumps!...
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Categories:
fauci, health,
Form:
Limerick
Mlb's First Pitch Ceremony -- Ouch
Old Fauci was to throw out the first ball
Donald Trump wasn't invited at all --
Doc said, "You catch me, OK?"
Trump agreed, "Without delay!" --
Fauci's pitch hit Trump's abdominal wall
_____________________________
Note: MLB = Major League Baseball...
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Categories:
fauci, baseball, humorous, pain,
Form:
Limerick
American Dilemna Humor
A very slow president named Jack.
Said, get oil from Iran and not frack!
Oh, but dude, you are on the wrong track!
Of cash, we do need,
Good jobs, we do plead!
Instead, high prices for gas!
And Fauci says to don, two ugly masks?
10/18/2021...
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Categories:
fauci, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Dr Anthony Fauci
American Hero, just-the-facts scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci...
shrugs off attacks, death threats; he's never grouchy
Banished from the White House for doing his job.
He now works from home; laughs off fury of GOP mob
Date written: 09/04/2020...
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Categories:
fauci, people, tribute,
Form:
Clerihew
Think About This
Think about this…
Emails now prove thousands of doctor’s reported medicines
That were proven successful for Covid to Fauci at the CDC
He ignored all of this as hundreds of thousands of people died
So truthfully, he undercut President Trump as media praised him
Then, President Trump was blamed for all the deaths!
Heidi Sands
6/7/21...
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Categories:
fauci, angst, corruption, health, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Jack, Jill, and Whether To Vaccinnate
Jack and Jill left (with Trump) Capitol Hill
Fauci sent along both vaccine and pill
Because Corona had mutated
Jack came back, Jill on his back
Said: Side effects imitated being **castrated!
**Drs. Vosloo and Chetty in South Africa, - who saved scores of infected persons' lives in their separate practices - allege "poisons" in the vaccine are meant to control global human population....
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Categories:
fauci, america, angst, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Take Your Pick
Trump or Fauci – take your pick –
Only one can make you sick.
One is fiction, one is science –
Choose which one deserves reliance.
MAGA crowds, so quickly riled,
Love to see their foes defiled.
“Fire Fauci!” they start chanting
As their leader keeps on ranting.
I’m so tired of this fight
So let it end on Tuesday night.
If Biden wins, we can be sure
We’ll hear from Fauci that much more....
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Categories:
fauci, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
Out of the Bottle
When states start to follow the model
Of moving ahead at full throttle
Their cases will spike
And to stop them is like
Getting genies back into a bottle.
For to follow a long quarantine,
Seeing people just up on a screen,
Being out and about
Plants the seed of a doubt
We’re at risk ‘til they find a vaccine.
So to many, it’s too much to ask
That they distance and keep on a mask.
Oh, the future looks bleak
When we hear Fauci speak
Of the fools whom we should take to task....
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Categories:
fauci, anxiety, people,
Form:
Limerick