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Mlb's First Pitch Ceremony -- Ouch

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This is just a fantasy, of course... Still, it would have been a sight!...

Old Fauci was to throw out the first ball Donald Trump wasn't invited at all -- Doc said, "You catch me, OK?" Trump agreed, "Without delay!" -- Fauci's pitch hit Trump's abdominal wall _____________________________ Note: MLB = Major League Baseball

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Alex Klugman

Date: 7/30/2020 12:38:00 AM

One lady- her name is Pelosi, She acting extremely bossy, But Trump don't like Nancy And very defensive. For her he is not very cosy.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/2/2020 12:00:00 PM

'Pelosi' rhymes with 'Bela Lugosi,' an American actor who played roles like 'Dracula' and 'Frankenstein.' Now, being apolitical, I'm not suggesting in any way that... lol. Thanks for the view and the comment, Alex! Peace and Light, Gershon

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/24/2020 6:20:00 PM

G'day Gershon ... know nothing about US politics or politicians but I saw the vision on television. It was like a boomerang ball - thanks Gershon - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/2/2020 11:58:00 AM

Ha, ha! The Good Doctor seems like he 'doctored' the ball he threw a little too much, eh? lol. Thanks, Lindsay. :) gw

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/24/2020 4:23:00 PM

I'd like to see Fauci get hit by a ball too . I despise that guy.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/24/2020 5:04:00 PM

Just between you and me, if Dr. F. got hit with a ball right in his sweet spot, his voice would be so high, it'd break glass. Snickering a bit, gw

Kenneth Cheney

Date: 7/24/2020 5:11:00 AM

The good doctor should have gone underhand. Abysmal attempt at tossing a ball. Sad, really.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/24/2020 5:07:00 PM

The good doctor does enough under-handed in the WH, if you ask Trump... lol. Thanks, gw

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/24/2020 4:34:00 AM

And what a fantasy it is!! Loved it GW. Happy Friday !!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/24/2020 5:06:00 PM

Fantasy Island time, Mike. Thanks for checking in. Happy Friday evening! :) gw

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 7/23/2020 7:57:00 PM

I second that fantasy! (haven't heard yet how the pitch went, though - hope the good doctor didn't embarrass himself!)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/24/2020 5:06:00 PM

I heard they Dr. F. threw it so well that it actually cut through the air! Imagine! lol. ~ gw