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Wash Your Hands

It seems that no one understands
Monkeypox is not spread by glands
Just one little touch
Infects an whole bunch
Whatever you do, DON'T SHAKE HANDS!*

*Dr. Fauci says, "Sex is 
not necessary, skin-to-skin 
contact is!" so no more 
fistbumps!

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Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 8/6/2022 3:41:00 AM

if you ask me they are trying to take away human contact, alias of conspiratorial consort of the poli litical kind, in other words they want us like robots, I say touch, feel, kiss, and ooh la la , just pulling your leg Rico, have a good day, hope you smiled, :) :( never frown

Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/6/2022 11:10:00 AM

You can pull both legs and something will pop up for sure! Aloha!

Valsa George

Date: 8/5/2022 8:54:00 PM

Great advice ! Though many know it, a reminder is timely and helps one remember. Thank you Rico....

Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/6/2022 11:09:00 AM

Mahalo, Valsa! Aloha!

Eve Roper

Date: 8/5/2022 7:28:00 PM

what is monkypox is it like chickenpox's. Just Google... ugly .. no kissing for me :(

Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/6/2022 11:08:00 AM

Take Tom's advice and wear an hazmat suit around other people! NYC reports "hundreds" of polio incidents in their sewer system, so with COVID-19, polio, and monkeypox, kissing is DANGEROUS! Aloha!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/5/2022 11:45:00 AM

Stopped wearing masks now its gloves, why not all wear hazmat suits and be done with it lol Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/6/2022 11:23:00 AM

Lol, leave it with me.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/6/2022 11:06:00 AM

Brilliant! Now write the 2022 Christmas Carole, "All I want for Christmas is an hazmat suit, an hazmat suit, yes an hazmat suit, so I can wish you Merry Christmas!" Aloha!