Short Dumps Poems

while down in the dumps
have to get over humps
along with the lumps...

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A girl who had just met the Trumps
Was feeling quite down in the dumps
A POTUS grope
Ended all hope
She'd ever get over the humps...

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It's the middle class t-rump attacks
This ass dumps our social contracts
For Inc(s) he does care
And for-the-rich welfare
Disguised by his off the wall acts...

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I was once pristine
Then my owner gave me work ~
I’m down in the dumps!

Covered in faeces
Just used to shovel horse poop
It’s such a crap job!...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odor especially when it rained...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odour especially when it rained...

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destiny
STREAM ‘RUNS’ DEEP!  ©  TANKA

Mud-bottomed fields lie with rot
A stray stream runs deep
Run-offs from flooded low-land spills
Dumps soil from afar off places!
 
Didee...

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Cal Flitter dumps litter in haste,
Ms Witherspoon savors the taste
  of fast food, she'll throw
  trash out her window.
Cal or Reese are just bad for the waste.


Written 23 Nov 2020...

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Discovery, while still in space
Dumped its bowels but left a trace
An arc of crystal pee and poo
Seen against the mid-night hue
Like a comet with its tail
As through darkness it did sail...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odour especially when it rained


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I had heard of down in the dumps
But down in the dogs?
Her jowls matched her rumps
Her face was a log

She’s an old lady
Leave her be someone said
But she was loony tunes too
Hilarious inside her head...

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FENCE

tall and green
keeping something in
or keeping something out?

tall    dividing
crow flies over
dumps

old and leaning
oh
those heavy birds!

tall and strong
just a line
from 30,000 feet

see the house
see the wall
fear built...

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Jack Ellison's my poetry soup hero
He makes me laugh wherever I go
When I'm down in the dumps
And my chuckle needs pumps
I run to Jack, "Start the Show"

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Jack I don't love you anymore but I don't love you any less!
10/30/15...

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I am downhearted, discouraged, dejected, downcast.
Ms. Positive said “You need to look up, for positives and fast.”
I am disheartened, dismayed, down in the dumps she replied.
Determined to be miserable, hopeless, sad, an expert who cried....

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TO WHICH SIDE THE WIND BLOWS
Zelensky, take risks bombing fuel dumps in RussiaRussians, retaliate, bombing fuel dumps in Odessa
Indiana Shaw . . . : /...

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but I'm gettin' the goods on you
three faces of eve and sybil fade
when held to the light
of brilliant imagination
tender-heartedness
never fore imagined
shining soul shines into dumps of
stuff that soup's rules disallow
using words for.

ain't it strange?...

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Teacher left a wrapped soft oatmeal cookie on her desk.
I could touch it with my right hand if I wanted to.
I think about opening it up and devouring it.
But it might be her lunch.
I leave it unbothered.
Annoyed she dumps it in the garbage upon her return....

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Agony

             Misery  heartbreak

  Tormenting Lamenting suffocating

  Down in dumps, rising phoenix like

   Beaming electrifying transcending

              Exultation euphoria

                      Ecstasy


Oct12 2016
Contest Diamante...

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Rondelet : (Nuclear) Rot in bowels

Rot in bowels
Sealed tight in cans, retarded bombs
Rot in bowels
Nuclear waste Earth sucks capsules
Poisoned gift to children in dumps
Let’s dance in White Night till Hell comes
(Nuclear) Rot in bowels.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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Down in the dumps
I hate to be
That's not where
Jesus wants me
But I know He understands 
Why I am not always happy

I know it's time
When I feel uptight
To have a little talk with Him 
Then things will be alright
© Melanie . All rights reserved, 13 hours ago...

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the coral, the...coral

apocalypse now...
yours is the win colonel kurtz...
you inherit rock

forests...your playgrounds
covered the earth as corals
once...and we kill reefs

atmospheres are dumps
and we...are garbage creatures
human mold...fungus


stan sand...

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I know I haven't been honest with you
I know I haven't treated you right
Just blame it on me 
Love has never existed
There is no such thing as love anymore
Just blame it on me
when you feel like you're down in the dumps
And lonely, like noone is around
Just blame it on me...

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seems you ride a similar hoss,
i have a redhead yes of course,
but she dumps me in the field of play,
and pigroots till she gets away ,
gotta duck the tomato sauce,
and the back hoofs of remorse,
little Brumbie's run away...:)

thanks David Williams "a pretty red head"

Don Johnson...

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In an ancient castle, in a terrible, sorrowful dungeon,
The guide showed the tourists a skeletons scatter.
Tourists whispered in horror: - Who dumps them?  
The guide gloomily dropped: - It is already not matter,
Irrelevant who they are, but ask yourself:- Why?
People attempted to save money on guide?...

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Nothing but darkness fills the air,
hiding shapes upon the sea.
Waves crash harshly
on the unsuspecting shore,
appearing suddenly out of the blackness,
ripping the sand savagely
from its resting place.
The wave carries it off to a foreign beach
and dumps it there,
until it is once again
thrown about by a wave....

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