Short Dumped Poems
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Whoever said that there's no use crying over spilled milk
obviously never pumped six ounces
and then accidentally dumped it.
I used to
Assume
Her beauty
Without
Having
Much
Time to
See her
Now I know
Her flaws
Would I
Be real
If I dumped
You
she was chucked aside
abandoned and forsaken
learning lifes lesson
discarded and dumped
throwm away and deserted
an abused child
Were it a fair world for all to win
People would wear a natural grin
Over would be this doleful din
Over the dreams dumped in the bin
hunger pangs...
dumped produce
rats gather
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a wild scream
a wild scream
followed by silence...
one eats, one dies
My girlfriend dumped me, after I stole her wheelchair
She came crawling back
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When an horse stepped into an hole
A cowboy was dumped on the dole
He sat in his saddle
Just rowing a paddle
Because work was never his goal
We prayed to evade Delta Strain
God dumped on us buckets of rain
Trump spoke to the sky:
"There's no need to cry
My tax returns washed down the drain!"
The angry young man was dump
When he stole his girl friend's red pumps
He struted and swagged
Realized he's been tagged
As a cross dresser and a lame chump
dumped like trash
feeling like garbage
his wives had never understood him
he wished now he had treated his mother better
she would not pick up the phone for him
There once was a
student named Gest.
Among all his
classmate,he's best.
He dumped all his
books
and followed all
cooks.
Which lastly he
failed much the rest.
Seems like we got dumped on today
Between 20 and 30 cm forecasters say
Had it easy so far
Blessed our lucky stars
Welcome to spring bright sun every day
My ex broke my heart and left me a Dear John note.
Surprisingly I took it very well and just let her go,
after I tied that note to a brick and threw it through her window.
The salesman packed ashes in bags
sold it as sugar in faraway countries
that he may become millionaire
soon his riches became hot ashes
packed in boxes, dumped in his house
Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ass
It will upset you for many days
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able to go your separate ways
Is this how it feels,
Me without you?
When you dumped me
Inside the trash can
Of heart broken
Lovers?
So, is this how it feels
The feeling of loneliness
In the trash can?
To all the women that dumped me over the years
I got something to tell you that will shed tears
When I go down there
I don’t come up for air
Cause I learned to breathe through me ears
The game of chess
Some say it is a pastime
I know who said "It's no a whit inferior to the violin"
I used to play regularly
But now I have dumped chess for poetry
Mistake - maybe.....
Sad lull in the meadow
All animals felt it
They paused
A morose feeling
Songbirds shuddered
Melodies ceased
Depressed knowing
Something evil was coming
Body dumped that evening
Discovery, while still in space
Dumped its bowels but left a trace
An arc of crystal pee and poo
Seen against the mid-night hue
Like a comet with its tail
As through darkness it did sail
When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
They were stuck with Donald J. Trump
If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i
Saint Nick's russet-haired elf who loved garlic
Besought all the fair fairies to frolic.
They dissed his Christmas kisses,
Dumped as coal, without blisses
Except with his poodle named Alaric.
All of his life, Ralph was a dunderhead
Foot in his mouth, whatever he said ~
'I love water,' he told friends
Here's how that would end ~
They dumped an ice-cold bucket on his head
The large hairy gorilla creature had never had a full out fit
At the Happy Supermarket they said he dumped every stacked can display
Big lie made up by old ladies who like to make up fabrications
I hear a cry from the kitchen:
“Who did it? Who’s the perp?
Who dumped down this slime and sludge?
The garbage disposal went burp!”
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