Short Dumped Poems

how come you didn't hear thud sound? - i dumped into pole staring you....

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Opted to be dumped 
Sound 
Lending both ears
To lives 
To be in sound...

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winter
bitter frosty
snow dumped in giant drifts
serious delays, sometimes death
arctic...

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I thought the man's hard as a rock
but when she dumped him at the dock,
the tough guy wept, oh what a shock!...

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cold blooded
i know you pretty well
dumped 
why would I try?
love is nice
love is art
love is pain
pain is art...

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Whoever said that there's no use crying over spilled milk
obviously never pumped six ounces
and then accidentally dumped it....

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I used to 
Assume
Her beauty
Without
Having
Much 
Time to
See her
Now I know
Her flaws
Would I 
Be real
If I dumped
You...

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Were it a fair world for all to win
People would wear a natural grin
Over would be this doleful din
Over the dreams dumped in the bin...

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hunger pangs...
dumped produce
rats gather

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a wild scream

a wild scream
followed by silence...
one eats, one dies...

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My girlfriend dumped me, after I stole her wheelchair 
She came crawling back  


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Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...

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When an horse stepped into an hole
A cowboy was dumped on the dole
He sat in his saddle
Just rowing a paddle
Because work was never his goal...

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We prayed to evade Delta Strain
God dumped on us buckets of rain
Trump spoke to the sky:
"There's no need to cry
My tax returns washed down the drain!"...

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The angry young man was dump
When he stole his girl friend's red pumps
He struted and swagged
Realized he's been tagged
As a cross dresser and a lame chump...

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dumped like trash
feeling like garbage
his wives had never understood him
he wished now he had treated his mother better
she would not pick up the phone for him...

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There once was a 
student named Gest.
Among all his 
classmate,he's best.
He dumped all his 
books
and followed all 
cooks.
Which lastly he 
failed much the rest....

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Seems like we got dumped on today
Between 20 and 30 cm forecasters say
Had it easy so far
Blessed our lucky stars
Welcome to spring bright sun every day...

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My ex broke my heart and left me a Dear John note.
Surprisingly I took it very well and just let her go,
after I tied that note to a brick and threw it through her window....

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The salesman packed ashes in bags
sold it as sugar in faraway countries
that he may become millionaire
soon his riches became hot ashes
packed in boxes, dumped in his house...

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Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ass
It will upset you for many days 
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able to go your separate ways...

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To all the women that dumped me over the years
I got something to tell you that will shed tears 
When I go down there
I don’t come up for air
Cause I learned to breathe through me ears...

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The game of chess
Some say it is a pastime
I know who said "It's no a whit inferior to the violin"
I used to play regularly 
But now I have dumped chess for poetry
Mistake - maybe........

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Sad lull in the meadow 
All animals felt it
They paused

A morose feeling
Songbirds shuddered
Melodies ceased

Depressed knowing
Something evil was coming
Body dumped that evening...

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Discovery, while still in space
Dumped its bowels but left a trace
An arc of crystal pee and poo
Seen against the mid-night hue
Like a comet with its tail
As through darkness it did sail...

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When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
     They were stuck with Donald J. Trump 

If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
     ~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i...

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All of his life, Ralph was a dunderhead
  Foot in his mouth, whatever he said ~
    'I love water,' he told friends
     Here's how that would end ~
  They dumped an ice-cold bucket on his head...

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