Short Dotty Poems

In making his point-
did Seurat create an impression?...

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Cutest pink panty,
With navy polka-dotty
Pyjama tanky....

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Lettie was very spotty
Itching drove her potty
She bought some cream
Now she's serene
No longer spotty or dotty...

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Dotty Bawdy-Body was haughty
Just like you, she had to go potty
Well, the Men's had no queue
So she went to their 'Loo
And became, "Naughty Dotty Hottie"...

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My elderly auntie named Dot
her memory’s going to pot
For she served me raw food
and was totally nude
A dinner I’ve never forgot

7/27/18...

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Dotty arrived at the party dressed as a giant teacup
Some laughed at her, for it was formal, she should have dressed up
She was instantly engaged in conversation with Old Mrs Hupp
Who switched place cards, so she could sit by the friendly giant teacup...

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Camille* Pissaro had a son,Lucien**
like his dad an artist,then
Both for a while,neo-impressionists
dotty images at the very least


*https://www.wikiart.org/en/camille-pissarro/peasant-women-planting-stakes-1891
**https://www.bmimages.com/preview.asp?image=00243833001...

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My poodle once had a flirtation
With 'Dotty', my neighbour's dalmation.
Their pups wear topknots
Are sprinkled with spots
And walk with a marked ostentation.

06.04.22

Bite Size Poem #41 Poetry Contest
Sponsor -Line gauthier

A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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After a long, long snooze Rip Van Winkle,

   Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle!

      Said he, a bit dotty,

         "Quick!  Bring me a potty!

            I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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Dotty doggy duo, daily derring-do,
descending leaves decorating yard,
Beau-black as coal,
brown-eyed batty Gus,
barking brazenly, bounding,
both bonkers?
a boisterous, "You betcha!"

Kings of calamity-
canines of chaos,
squirrels scurry for sweet sanity,
scolding silver September
acorn gatherers,
sedulously seeking sedatives!...

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Two best friend gnomes, Scotty and Knotty 
Went to Florida, and were pretty naughty.
Their girlfriends found out and acted haughty
Their names were Marilda TeeHee and Dotty.

We can drink if we want, Scotty said on the phone.
Knotty kept his mouth shut, for he wanted to bone.
When he got home of course, he said on the phone.
No chance of that Dotty replied, unless you do it alone....

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There once was a lady of Celtic descent
Who cosseted canines wherever she went.
The birds in her garden would sing forth her praise,
And stray cats salute her, their tails duly raised.
Grey squirrels would gleefully zig-zag all day
For here they had no need to cache nuts away.
And deer ate her plants but she'd care not a tittle;
No wonder friends nicknamed her 'Dotty Doolittle'!





6/29/2018...

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I don’t have a favourite,
I love them all
Shorty and sporty
Petite and tall

Dowdy and flashy
High and mighty
Shy and vivacious
Safe and flighty 

I love Juicy Lucy
Smelly Kelly,
Scraggy Maggie
And Silly Millie

I love Gay Mei
And Straight Kate
Spotty Dotty
And Plain Jane’s great

So is Jolly Molly
Clingy thingy
Obese Louise
And Skinny Ginny 

I love Boozey Suzie
Sweaty Betty and all 
I love them long,
I love them short, I love them tall...

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"It's a pickle party!"
The neon flier pinned on the board said
Happy was the green speckled cucumber
When the text he read
"How lovely!" He thought with a bright grin on his speckled, dotty face
I must share the news, the mini-cucumbers have a place!
Pickles hardly party, but this would be really fun
Let's bring vinegar, garlic, onions, and dill and make it one
No one will soon forget!
"Pickle party, pickle party!"
Rattled off the happy tiny cucumber
And off he went to share the news...

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