Short Doggone Poems
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The
5 second
rule you all use
for dropping food on
the floor is useless if
you have got a
2 second
dog
Categories:
doggone, dog, food, funny,
Form:
Shape
no muddy paw prints
show on the kitchen floor now…
your leash hangs unused
FICTION WRITE
08-26-17
Categories:
doggone, death, dog,
Form:
Haiku
A lady was wearing a bonnet
That looked like a garden was on it
The birds and the bees
Brought her to her knees
But a cur got there first, doggone it!
Categories:
doggone, word play,
Form:
Limerick
His wife was so doggone lazy
He thought it would drive him crazy
Sunday night she dropped dead
At the foot of the bed
So he cried out, "Oops! A Daisy!"
Categories:
doggone, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
I guess it would cause oohs and ahhs
if I wrote of the doggie's doo dahs
So I'd best keep it clean
even though it will mean
this 'tale' will be wagging the dog, haha.
Categories:
doggone, funny
Form:
Limerick
Poor Fido is last in the queue
For cocking his leg on the yew
He hopes the other dogs
Don’t produce poopy logs
He’s bursting to pee and then poo!
Categories:
doggone, anxiety, dog, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Concert tickets were a fabulous gift,
But this bathroom line has me quite miffed.
Next time, I won't wait to "go"
Until after the show
When I go out to see Taylor Swift.
Categories:
doggone, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Magic charm
Of you is...
Just so doggone...
Overpowering!
Date written: 07/26/2020
Categories:
doggone, feelings, passion, perspective,
Form:
Acrostic
There was this entrée; they called it bean soup
My pet tasted some, then let out a whoop --
Doggone it, I exhaled
As Fido wagged his tail --
While I removed all his stench from the stoop...
Categories:
doggone, dog, senses, silly,
Form:
Limerick
There was a dog owner named Mark
Whose beagle would constantly bark
The neighbours would moan
They’d steal Benji’s bone
And toss it away in the park
18th February 2016
Categories:
doggone, dog, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
He called me 'Kike'
I called him 'Wop'
At two-on-two basketball
We two were tops
No pair could beat us
in the whole city
We'd be expelled now for bigotry
What a doggone pity
Categories:
doggone, basketball, nostalgia, success,
Form:
Rhyme
OH SHOOT!!! .A DOGGONE COOKIE
He wanted from her some sweet nookie.
Instead all he got was a cookie.
He suffered his fate.
When he went to date.
Because the poor girl then played hookie!!!!
06/19/14
Categories:
doggone, desire, funny, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Joe Murphy built a wall at great expense.
He bought a vicious dog to guard the fence.
One night there was a dense fog;
Joe stumbled on the fence dog.
We haven't heard a word from Joseph since.
Categories:
doggone, animals, funny, people,
Form:
Limerick
Sue purchased an old dog named Buster
It took all the cash she could muster
Buster dropped dead that week
So in a fit of pique
Sue rang up the seller and cussed her!
fiction write
01~20~17
Categories:
doggone, dog, sad,
Form:
Limerick
Today I lost a friend of mine.
Her life was long and sweet.
She never said that she was sick ;
was happy every time we'd meet.
If she knew all her friends were sad ;
she'd be so very doggone mad,
she'd never speak to us again.
Categories:
doggone, best friend,
Form:
I do not know?
Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)
Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.
Categories:
doggone, animals, fantasy, pets, satire
Form:
Limerick
gnats and mosquitoes
so doggone aggravating
hate to give them time
persisting even though warned
merit electrocution
THIRD PLACE WINNER
written August 29, 2021
especially for "A Buggy Tanka Contest"
sponsored by M.L. Kiser
Categories:
doggone, insect,
Form:
Tanka
The sharing of a meal can be quite a romantic gesture
of course, when one is starving it may be a survival instinct...
a kiss while sharing a plate of spaghetti - is doggone great!
For "Sijo Kisses" contest sponsored by Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver.
Categories:
doggone, romance,
Form:
Sijo
As fate would have it Big Joe was his name,
That was his only claim to fame
He was quite a wee dog
Birth not meant as a watchdog
Efforts were futile to have him rename...
*I still remember he had
a stubborn demeanor even
though he was so small"
Categories:
doggone, funny, pets
Form:
Limerick
Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
for Nelson Mandela
Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Then Neanderthal and Peking Man
Tortoise said to the Turtle:
“Where’s your doggone girdle!”
“What a disgrace to my race,” said Bushman!
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Categories:
doggone, race,
Form:
Limerick
All that you give will come back to you
You always get what you give
Love in gorgeous times
Love in bad times
Love in faded evenings
Love in days wooing
Love in sessions
Loves in digs
Love in your arrangements
Love in your ways
Love in low
Love in high
All that you give love you back
Love doggone gives
Govern you
Categories:
doggone, faith,
Form:
Free verse
I met a girl on Friday
Who loved a glass of wine
She wasn't much to look at
Until she wasn't mine
I thought about it Sunday
(I don't know why I did)
She looked so doggone tasty
I nearly flipped my lid
But now I know the secret
of every woman's charm
They're always more attractive
On someone else's arm!
Categories:
doggone, culture, giggle, lost love, romance, sensual, wisdom,
Form:
Verse
Dog Chinese Restaurant
Poodle’s
Noodles
A Favorite Dog Dessert
Poodle
Strudel
Doggy Line Up
Canine
Aline
Too Dazed to Bark
Groggy
Doggy
Dog Caught in Rain
Soggy
Doggy
Doggone Confused
Foggy
Doggy
Doggy Valentine
Stay fine,
Canine
Forget Brown Cow
How now
Chow chow?
Aug. 8, 2022
Categories:
doggone, dog,
Form:
Footle
You all have left me ALONE,
left me ALONE, way before I came HOME, you all was GONE.
And all you all left me was a piece of BONE. Well DOGGONE, you all could have TELEPHONE me before you all had decided to BEGONE, like DANIEL BOONE.
Now, that you all have DONE that,
I am left ALONE with heart and face feeling and looking all STONE.
Categories:
doggone, absence, betrayal, crazy, depression, grief, loss, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Kids scream in my ears - I just want to cuss.
A drunk next to me causes quite a fuss.
Left my brief case at the gate.
Doggone flight is runnin' late.
Next time I travel I'm ridin' the bus!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Vacation Humor" Contest
Categories:
doggone, humor, travel,
Form:
Limerick