Gerard Keogh Jr. Poet Limerick

The Doggone Dog Contest.

Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)

Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.

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Wilma Neels August 26, 2010 at 6:53 AM Hehe, enjoyed your limerick Gerard, all the best for Andrea's contest :) Wilma

Debbie Guzzi August 25, 2010 at 6:56 PM naughty naughty...a real limerick LOL Light & Love soup mail

Carolyn Devonshire August 25, 2010 at 6:34 PM Another great limerick, Gerard. You are on a roll, my friend. I like the way you told the story from Rufus's point of view! Creative. Best wishes for success in the contest. Love, Carolyn

Carrie Richards August 25, 2010 at 4:43 PM Our own (golden lab mix) does not like anyone wearing a uniform!!! (watch out UPS truck!!) Cute poem, Gerard....I think we know all about the Rufus mentality!!

Anthony Nutter August 25, 2010 at 4:01 PM Funny, enjoyed the end, no pun intended. Nice read