Short Dangly Poems

Everybody has these dangly things
On some, you surely could swing
Oldsters have more
Disneyland for sure
On the roller coaster you try hard to cling...

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Ever walk behind a bowlegged person
You see the path without any exertion
The pitfalls ahead
Are nothing to dread
If his dangly thing isn't a diversion...

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Ever walk behind a bowlegged person
You see the path ahead without exertion
The pitfalls ahead
Are nothing to dread
If you don't let his dangly thing be a diversion...

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He wanders around as it snows -
not easy without any clothes -
despite being old,
he isn't too cold
(but says that his dangly bits froze...)

written 29th December for Tania's snow contest...

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Ever walk behind a bowlegged person
You see the path ahead without any exertion
The pitfalls ahead
Are nothing to dread
If you don't let his dangly thing be a diversion


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Here's the news with anchor, Horseju Rode Inon
Man claims to have been visited by a scary apparition
With weird scary hair
All straggly down to there
It touched his dangly bits without permission...

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Love all you ladies and your dangly bits
My heart starts thumping and my drooling drips
Right down to my chin
Can't wipe off my grin
As my body experiences a carnal eclipse


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Everybody has these dangly things
On some, methinks you surely could swing
Oldsters have more
At Disneyland for sure
On the roller coaster, to their danglies you could cling


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Love all you ladies and your dangly bits
My heart starts thumping and I drool from my lips
Right down to my chin
Can't wipe off my grin
As my body experiences a carnal eclipse


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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It's the six o'clock news with anchor, Horseju Rode Inon
Man claims to have been visited by a scary apparition
With weird scary hair
All straggly down to there
It touched his dangly bits without permission...

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It's the six o'clock news with anchor, Horseju Rode Inon
Man claims to have been visited by a scary apparition
With weird scary hair
All straggly down to there
It touched his dangly bits without permission...

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What are those dangly things hanging down to your navel
Are they melons... you can rest them here on the table
Glad I don't have those
They add charm I suppose
Pretty dang sure though, they'd make me unstable...

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What are those dangly things hanging down to your navel
Are they melons... you can rest them here on the table
Glad I don't have those
They add charm I suppose
Pretty dang sure though, they'd make me unstable

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Noble, regal tasseled turkey
prominent, pendulous wattle,
garb of iridescent feathers,
and bright red dangly snood.
Your stately gait pleases my eye
and your beloved, peculiar gobble
sends particular pleasure to my ear
May you forever strut your stuff(ing)!...

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The tidyings of a town
here we are in Croydon
trying to make a stand
Seen so many charges
a 15% council tax rise,
fall from clumsy hands
Our Whitgift centre a shell of a complex!
The whole town has a forgotten ring
Do the dangly dance now
A town in remission
isn't too grand...

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Long dangly fingers shake like a leaf in the wind.
They have the delicacy of a flower,
but show the strength of a lion.
When she touches and explores new land
uncertainty runs through the veins in her hand.
Read her palm;
foresee a long life.
Freckled skin is far from calm.
These hands will always work to please....

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in sincerity
you will find
the word sin

so honestly
what does
that mean

to you and
i other then
i've tried but

love is a
multifaceted
diamond not

meant or fit
for a ring so
what i brought

you was just
a thing a
bauble

a dangly
bling like
fuzzy dice

hung from
my rearview
mirror more

or
less...

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