Horseju Rode Inon

It's the six o'clock news with anchor, Horseju Rode Inon Man claims to have been visited by a scary apparition With weird scary hair All straggly down to there It touched his dangly bits without permission
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Cunningham Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 8:33 AM
But it kept the dangly bits warm though. Tom
Ellison Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 8:51 AM
Love warm dangly bits don't you??? I get all squiggly and my face gets all dreamy like! You must know what I'm referring to eh!!! lol
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 7:34 AM
Weirder than me you be Jack, love it ;P
Ellison Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 8:48 AM
Me too! Went back to driver's school again yesterday... every 2 years! We sit in class and the tell us green means go... red means stop! WOW!!! Didn't know that! Check to see it we can see the bouncing light and if we can draw a clock with the hands at ten past eleven! Asked the teacher if I could go pee and she said no... hold it until the bell rings! You'll get there one day!!! lol
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 7:40 AM
Forever "weird, in a nice way" so I've been told :)
Ellison Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 7:38 AM
I try!!! You're weird too??? Methinks you've got a long way to go!!! xoxox
One Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 7:25 AM
Oh what an imagination you have! LOL
Ellison Avatar
February 10, 2018 at 7:29 AM
Sometimes it hurts like hell pooping stuff out! PAIN!!!
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