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Horseju Rode Inon

It's the six o'clock news with anchor, Horseju Rode Inon Man claims to have been visited by a scary apparition With weird scary hair All straggly down to there It touched his dangly bits without permission

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/10/2018 8:33:00 AM

But it kept the dangly bits warm though. Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2018 8:51:00 AM

Love warm dangly bits don't you??? I get all squiggly and my face gets all dreamy like! You must know what I'm referring to eh!!! lol

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 2/10/2018 7:34:00 AM

Weirder than me you be Jack, love it ;P

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2018 8:48:00 AM

Me too! Went back to driver's school again yesterday... every 2 years! We sit in class and the tell us green means go... red means stop! WOW!!! Didn't know that! Check to see it we can see the bouncing light and if we can draw a clock with the hands at ten past eleven! Asked the teacher if I could go pee and she said no... hold it until the bell rings! You'll get there one day!!! lol

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 2/10/2018 7:40:00 AM

Forever "weird, in a nice way" so I've been told :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2018 7:38:00 AM

I try!!! You're weird too??? Methinks you've got a long way to go!!! xoxox

Silent One

Date: 2/10/2018 7:25:00 AM

Oh what an imagination you have! LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2018 7:29:00 AM

Sometimes it hurts like hell pooping stuff out! PAIN!!!