Short Cum Poems

she loans her body
to my desire of her
now i pay interest?...

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“magna cum laude”


i am a graduate
of Vegetative
State...

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Children raised with discipline
Parents spanked and praised 
Summa Cum Laude...

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Silly Billy had a willie
Rabbi trimmed it extra frilly
It was no great task
For a lass to ask,
"Are you sure that fits a filly?"...

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when giving
cum come hell or
high water
my blood
pressure
drops my heart
she calls me
heart and right
from the heart
i call her
love...

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Baub along a long road 
A day will come when you will 
Cum to seed the daze 
Dumble dee's dad dunks 
A listin the heads sense's 
Sinpsycolo geez us them then justuce...

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Happy birthday, Noah Roque, 
A student has high distinction; 
Graduated magna cum laude, 
He has learned from education. 

Topic: Birthday of Noah Roque (March 30)...

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Miso deh vo, ah  vah-say chi, poso ghum.
Re-cho say bah chi no.
Ah van de ah go!
Oh, oh,
Dew chi lay um bah
Ah say de be cum buh
Chorest uh brah 
See ah go
Say Costa tell ah beam...

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Duo cum faciunt idem, non est idem

Quando duas pessoas 
fazem o mesmo, 
não é o mesmo. 

A originalidade
é indispensável; 
caso contrário, 
o que se faz não combina 
com o que se é....

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Education
Haiku: by Tom
12/29/2020

I have a degree,
It reads "the school of hard knocks."
not Magna Cum Laude.


Haven't wanted for anything,
God has really blessed.
Tom
...

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In this era of famine of love
A housewife cum call-girl
Gives me a little bit of it
Her husband is a drug-addict
And she has a kid to bring up
Anyways thanks God she is
To try to cure my love disease....

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We do love you but i can not tell you.
We die,but i can not tell you.
We are afraid to just fear this,
Do not let us deny you,
You can never take it,we can never cum.
We do love you but i can not tell you....

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I rather be naughty
Then be so nice
Cum on top here
I've got the ice
Would you excuse us
We're just use to
If you rather us
Shut close the door
I will Guarantee you
Our cum will pour 

Author Unknown...

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I need some good times
I ache for to cum
The natural
Humming sound

Animating my clit
Vibrating
Throbbing
Entering

Boldly moving my hips
Setting at higher speed
Urgently hurting
Detonating again and again...

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Van Eyck with forename Jan
was a portrait painting man
He was also artist cum diplomat
famed for 'man in a red turbanned hat'*

*https://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/paintings/jan-van-eyck-portrait-of-a-man-self-portrait...

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Dig if you will a zipper
made sure to cum quicker

upon the sleeve cascading need...
leave in the first degree;

capital enhancement
onto its bitter sweet...

swallow your pride
thank God I'm alive

in the car we drive...

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Do not lowly hum or keep mum,
When asked “where do babies come from?”
Tell them, Birds are like men,
Bees are like women,
explain to them well so they don’t ask again” how cum?”

name:sashi prabhu
contest: birds and the bees....

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To your health, Vice Chancellor Lightfoot,
who from Usher's words decreed
the creation of the earth beneath
in 4004 B.C.

May we learn from your conforms,
molding nature to current dogma,
and learn to view accepted norms,
at least, cum grano "salta."...

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dreams across sunMIND dunes
  and we disguise so no 
         one knows
i, too, saw the sun (and 
s creamed oh we gently (suc(cum)b)
So tongues are gone and
forest men walking sleeping
 (and we, within our dreams
pray to keep)   like there's
no one more!

:: 08-13-2016 ::...

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"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN EATIN OUR
COWS AGAIN!
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
REGARDEZ DANS LE CIEL !
LE QUAH !
LE QUAH !
I AM LE TRANE !...

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When you claimed on top
The touch of your hand on my inner thigh sends chills down my spin
i know it was a quickie 
But it was the best Quickie ever
Now sense you cum
Lets get washed up
And cum again
I want to make you cum as many times as you like
I know I'm not getting off but
Hey if your satisfied then so am I.......

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graduated cum laude 
with a PhD in madness,
practitioner of your
  own philosophy as
    the harbinger of doom,
tales of darkness where
the deck is always stacked,
what's the sense of light
   to an austere night
or spring's flourish 
   mid winter's brashness,
you don't need to be
      a rocket scientist 
    to diagnose absurdity...

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Physically we can relate
i can make any girl sqeele
but my only true debate?
are the feelings we share real?
anyone can make you cum
if thats all you're looking for
getting close and grinding some
doesnt make you just a whore
maybe we can find a place
where our minds can coincide
but if not, get out my space
ill find another girl to ride....

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walking into
the lobby of
my doctor's
office

wearing a t
shirt that reads
Vegetative State
Athletic Dept.

becoming one
with the crowd
realizing how
i'm just one

of the crowd
magna cum laude
world traveler now
postal worker of

course what else
could i be other
than just another
nut that has

rolled far from
the family tree...

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What a grate dey it is
Sonny whether and awl
Let's wring in Spring Brake   
Thyme for fun, half a bawl.  

Cum on, let's get aweigh
and lei on the beech
reed books by the serf
sea and bee scene.

Wheel watch waives bye the peer
Whet hour feat and hour tows
Ewe just mite meat Mr. Write
Theirs a chants, who nose?




Written on 3/23/2015...

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