Short Congressional Poems
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I knew you don't go in,
But I wasn't coming out.
When you're a fish in the fish bowl
Going belly up.
Bill stands firm to overturn DOMA
Trying to avoid Congressional Coma
Bring in "Supreme" gavels strong
The fate of Love sings new song!
"Meuller's research went far too far
but met the Congressional par
NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION
To end all confusion
I want an Immigration "CZAR"!
Congressional rules made it clear:
All speeches must rhyme to the ear.
This tying each tongue,
No mud could be slung,
So pols all went out and drank beer.
Forget cognitive testing
How about a basic economics test
to separate responsible Congressional
and Presidential candidates from the rest
Touch and Clutch Much
There are those men who like to touch;
Happy when women are in their clutch;
Definitely endowed,
And very proud,
And are always enjoying it very much.
Jim Horn
Congressional after hours activities.
Political Quote
By: Miracle Man
9/11/2021
It’s always,
“to benefit the American people,”
Spewed at the lowly,
from congressional steeple.
A favorite line,
that politicians oft use.
They speak the right things
but neglect and abuse.
Comedic contortionist claims clubfeet;
consider carefully, circus clowns cheat.
Chico chipped Carson City's carved concrete
clumsily chiseling cheap cardboard containers.
Charlatans can calm capitol complainers
confounding Congressional campaigners.
July 6, 2022
A tapestry of conservatives
Laced with blistering conversations
Gather in futile congregations
That lacks any considerations
Delusions on baseless conclusions
Pretending to be congressional
With a desire to spawn confusion
Blind to all things constitutional
Spectacle of a Trumpian stump speech:
Showmanship at times maudlin, at times macabre
Purple Hearts aplenty, Congressional Medals of Honor
Tales of American heroes to stir even the yawners
110 minutes of non-stop vaudeville ~ a true marathoner
The nation that rules with authority
Of the people and by the people-see
Needs fewer rules and laws
Since we are ruled by bills
Set by a few good men, change the polarity!!
**Inspired by John Freeman's contest-limerick on the subject of congress setting
rules they don't follow.
There once was a congressman named Weiner
Suspected of exposing his 'wiener'
Of course he claimed no knowledge
Oh yeah! Claimed girl in college
He could be charged with a misdemeanor
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
May we return to a congressional based observation of calendared appointment of statement in goals ordered by legislation avoiding obstruction of speech tonight?
May the state exist legally in budgeted measure of life's document as legislated from the Senate by end of next 48 hours in delegation of staff?
Medal Of Honor Day
March 25,2025
today is a day for heroes
a time to salute the bravest
the ones who went beyond the call
put life and limb on the line
for their comrades and country
let us give thanks
for those Army, Air Force, Navy, Marine
and Coast Guard veterans who
have earned the right to
wear
The Congressional Medal of Honor
The Republicans want a particular thing,
The Democrats all want another,
The President tries to put his two cents in,
The Independents would, but why bother?
Republicans will tear a referendum to bits,
Democrats will, of course, shout its praises.
The issues on which they unanimously agree
Involve session adjournments and congressional raises.
A special session of Congress
Called
To consider what to do
With the millions
Soon to be billions
Approaching our shores
Arriving from foreign shores
Crossing unprotected borders
Piling up on our city streets
Slowing traffic
Overwhelming our resources
Silencing the din of the city
No one showed up
In Congress
As a Snow Emergency
Had been declared
Directly Drafting Article in Daylight
As a result, neither side is willing to give an inch in the standoff, now the fifth-longest shutdown in the country's history
A single edit and we exist.
Clerical pennies.
Regression lines the mold
First articulate article in origin of Congress
To congressional act
Currency becomes framers opening
You first?
Why should The Congress not abide
Or be allowed to set aside
The laws they promulgate
Then they'd learn why voters hate
The special codes behind which they hide
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 2 in John Freeman's "Citizens or Subjects" Contest - July 2010
Tea party's house entertainer
Is speaker complainer Boehner
Citizens are strained
Anger's hardly contained
But he's on a right wing retainer
Author's note: Gerrymandered congressional districts have brought us house neo-cons who answer to some very foolish people. Now, these folks will stop at nothing to make their special interests even richer while the rest of us get poorer.
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And also the army inspector general
Allow article of legislated fold to the company
That is to history a military companies issuance
Also this issuance of assembled congress
Issued legislation
Legislation signed is congressional directed spending
A law for the people by the people
Not to be obstructed by assembly of state outsiding a "lobby"
Ah, dear Mrs. Nancy Pelosi,
Trying her best, with feckless,
Congressional cubbies.
Doing their best to make her
life anything but rosy.
Pick up that gavel and swat
their obnoxious butts off!
Don't let them drag you and
your party through their dumb,
showhorse stuff!
Ostracize and censure them,
right now!
Before they blow up the DNC.
And worse..the entire country!
Ker-Pow!
July 12, 2019
2pm PST
Then void the footprints so demur,
wherein once walking, my feet pure
now doomed to stalking, faith as cure
the vise I deemed as caulking, minus stir ~
My country, silence balking
truth to serve
retreat while there is lacking
moment's lure!
What then is counteracting
what reserve
the led are never leaders
pretense verve!
To keep thy promise keeping
keep your nerve
you backed away my seeking ~
. . . . . with conserve!
Congress seething with bitter enmity
Enmeshed in heated meaningless dispute,
Beset with the loss of civility.
What one party vows the others refute
Reasonable voices leaders will mute,
Many bills languish under construction.
The congress is locked up in obstruction
Confusion reigns in the House and Senate,
Some lawmakers soiled by gross corruption,
Younger liberals do not want in it.
written July 22, 2021
Congressional Cacophony
Written: by Tom Wright
8-30-2019
Politicians think they’re “The Cutting Edge,”
Into mere cacophony their words are turning.
“Taken out of context” is their primary hedge,
Believing constituents to not be discerning.
But in the face of truth their word often flies,
Preaching “transparency” as it applies to others.
While unto themselves this seldom applies,
Being equally spread would be my druthers.
Congressional hearing
Yes, I’m listening to your
Non-existent thoughts
Fighting for nothing
Standing for something
And I’m begging to be caught
Understand that you are made up of
Lines
While you’re hoping to be given more time
Pasted up feelings
Yes, I’m hanging on your
Every dying breath
Fighting for your life
Standing up no where
And you’re begging to be kept
But losing in short time, my friend
For thoughts are always constant
But your body’s bound to end
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