Congressional Expose'

There once was a congressman named Weiner

   Suspected of exposing his 'wiener'

      Of course he claimed no knowledge

         Oh yeah! Claimed girl in college

            He could be charged with a misdemeanor

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Taylor Avatar
June 3, 2011 at 6:34 PM
Great write, Bob. The comedians are having a ball with this incident. Awesome limerick. Ralphie
Song Avatar
June 2, 2011 at 10:39 AM
On Fox News this morning, his doctor claimed he had short term memory loss from stress!! Great limerick--just what limericks are meant to do...poke a lil innocent fun. Poor Weiner!! G.
Kendrick Avatar
June 2, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Amazing what gets our attention from these political figures..Got a chuckle..Sara
A   Avatar
June 1, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Amazing Bob H.,, great limerick... funny how one does not check for I.D.'s.. when in need...lol....enjoyed,..p.d.
Dailey Avatar
June 1, 2011 at 5:32 PM
This wiener he was showing Was it shrinking was it growing Was it something that he really was proud of Well I guess it’s okey-dokey When they lock him in the pokey He gets to feel another side of love sorry for the horrible picture this poem depicts - I just couldn't help myself.
Francis Avatar
June 1, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Perhaps his last name should have been Vienna! Nice write Bob
Onclaud Avatar
June 1, 2011 at 12:49 PM
lol.. he;s better than arnold swchazenneger ( sp?).. witty as always, robert! :) huggs, nette
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