Short Clubbing Poems

Clubbing
Clubbing
Clobbered
Smothered....

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Not the protein, dear Rico, the fat!
There’ll be no more wheat grass for Jack Sprat.
That unhappy vegan
Has gone Chrissy Teigen,
Is now off clubbing seals with a bat.


H/T to Wickless in Seattle by Rico Leffanta...

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When I agreed to tag along with my new buddies and go clubbing,
I had absolutely no idea,
that I'd be flying on a plane with a blunt instrument,
on my way to Antarctica to club baby seals.
Don't worry, It is not going to happen.
I'm just along for the ride to club all my new friends
the first chance I get when they aren't looking....

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WHO’S FISH

A mother seal, her grief, too much to bear

When you think of this do you even care

As you dine out, on your fish and chips

That grieving mother was in total bits

So there it was sat upon your dish

Saying; excuse me, who's fish 

Indiana Shaw . . . 

"Clubbing baby seals to death, because, they eat your fish" . . . !...

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Old soldiers in the firing line, 
Community clubbing time,
Let's honour them in rhymes,
Now in the vault of the unleashed,
Their courage released,
For the job, they were the right men,
The flower of past generations,
People to treasure, through the ages,
In theatres of combat, such stages,
Designer beers wanted here,
On Anzac Day, we give them silent cheers....

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The clock chimes past midnight
There are no more footsteps
Of scruffy old covens,
'Cos they're already gone
Out, for a night clubbing

Smoke comes out from tube
Billows in small rings
Makes my little cube
Like a chimney thing

I feel the still
Of lonely night
So I turn on
My only toy

To treat out
Senseless thoughts
With poetry

Till eyes
Caught a

Sleep...

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It is the year 2679. 
Never before in 
history has the 
culture of man 
been so enriched. 
Never before have 
the youth of a 
generation 
been so passionate 
and influential. 
  
This is the generation that will change things. 
  
This is the generation that will stop global warming 
and seal-clubbing. 
  
Also, Jesus is coming back very soon. 
  
Can't you see the signs?...

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My
Mind
Melts
Orange

Scattering butterflies
Singing with iridescent
Chameleons
First aqua green, then
Revolution

Clubbing twilight with both
Fists, gulped by gallons
Of planets

Parading
As thoughtless trees

Overbearing junipers
Crowding the galaxy

With shrinking
Wisdom

Unafraid of red
Ants

Colonizing advanced
Mountaintops

Millions
Of miles

Inside

My

Mind



08/08/13
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Were it not for the 
slung high, soul-less
pit of desire
the hope would live

But the ClubTart
always sees a long
emotionless, desperate lust
slipped out in front of her

Never recognizes a love
that knows no bounds
that is never meant for her
always meant by her

Her shining knight
despairs for her passion
but she doesn’t recognize his longing
and only his timeless dream gives hope...

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It's not me; who want to work so hard
to give my man the best.
It's not me; that think so hard about him
at night I can't rest.
It's not me; who cares about clubbing and hanging
out with friends.
A woman who would stick by her man through
thick or thin.
It's not me who would give up all men
to be with one forever.
No..none of that's me, not me then,
but it is now.
He turned the it's not,to it is,
somehow!!!...

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Darkness moves to cover the clouds and sunlight,
Twilight arrives suddenly changing daytime,
Blissful moment motivates rest  and clubbing,
                     Ready for shower.

Bedsheets laid to retire to sleep with pleasure,
Cruising slowly ,going through foreign regions,
Danger reigns as wickedness blooms all night through,
                     Time not sufficient.


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