Short Client Poems

Priest  Client of Christ


on are reliant
priest became mental giant
of Christ a client

Jim Horn...

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Client 9 Governor Spitzer
Was once New York’s ethics blitzer
This VIP flub
At the Emperor Club
Came from an overworked spritzer...

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As a  dietician - for every client
I recommend sparing-balanced diet.
After you ate a kilo of steak,
Eat for a balance one kilo of cake !...

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The choice for
Making one D.C.
Is not with
The client
But D.C. from the maker
Product is D.C.

Russell Sivey
D.C. – DisContinued
Form – Shadorma...

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it was like a sell
some say like hell
some client smell
you could tell
they were a fool
it wasn't cool
it blue my fuses
GAVE ME THE
SHELTER BLUES...

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In sales, the surest way to die 
       Tell your client a great big lie

    In politics, tell a huge whopper
       You opponent may well top her...

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Mike learned it was hard work to think
in some cases it turned folk to drink.
At almost all times
he got by on crimes.
But ended up the client of a shrink....

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Reliant Client

There seemed to be a great client
Who we realized would be reliant;
Was the one,
Got things done,
And with the rules was compliant.

Jim Horn...

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Another episode with the hope to marry
for a heart, a client to the apothecary
joy was their musician
with nice dances so Indian
he walks out leaving nothing for her to carry....

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Living in fantasy
Easter bunny to none of thee
Rotten egg on the street corner
Hope she finds a client soon
Dropping her pen and letting us free

That’s the end of this poetry...

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Reliant Client Who Is Compliant

Remember realizing when he was reliant,
As well as a truthful and honest client,
When done,
Depend upon,
And not only that he had been compliant.

Jim Horn...

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Speak “your” truth, and I’ll tell you “my” mind"
"Did you or did you not commit the crime?"
Client says, “No I did not”
Lawyer says, “How much you got?”
The witness will leave for Vegas, to night...

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Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"

Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner

Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter

Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wrecker...

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A novice pet store clerk named Keatcue
Was told by a client to have a Shih-Tzu.
The clerk thought that a personal smear,
And barked insults into the client’s ear
Thus putting himself into deep Shih-Tzu doo....

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Dragon slaying is a very bad  crime
I'll get him off but I won't get  a dime
Self defense we will claim
Aint no one else to blame
Wish it was this easy all of the time



For the Dragon slayer contest...

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got my eyes tested today and it became clear ~ i need a haircut 

said the barber to a deaf client ~ who can’t lip read in the mirror 

both of them smiled incongruously ~ as the open razor came out

By
David Kavanagh...

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Believe it or not, I just acquired a new client
Still at it at 80, something's out of alignment
Should have hung up my mouse
Talents have yet to head south
So, long as I'm breathing, still working on refinement...

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distance, distant
trinket, shrinking

figment, thinking
spirit,  stigma

instant, vision
wilting, listen


bidden, dripping
infant, sickness
 
pregnant, stringent
silent, client


2/6/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2020©...

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  Salman Rushdie, advocate of Palestinian statehood for forty years 
    Now publicly acknowledges what he greatly fears

  That 'Palestine' would be run by Hamas, and be a client state of Iran ~
    Rushdie asks, Is that what progressives pin their fond hopes on
...

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The term is used in behavioral analysis,
When the behavior therapist builds rapport
With the client. I argue
All humans are attempting to pair
All the time.
And when that pairing is unsuccessfull
Multiple options lay before them.
It is our state of mind that determines
The option taken....

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To whom it may concern
Being of mind and extra body
I hereby notify you God the defendant
That my client me
Has at this times brought a case of slander against the client me
and has no recognition or recall of
any document signed.notarised or stamped
Saying that i owe you a you damned thing...

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I once knew a sleazy man, J. Ernie,
J. was a wild abusive attorney.
       Killed his mob boss client,
       looking so defiant-
Man was lucky all the cops were dirty!



* I chose lawyer *

Limerick II Contest
Joseph May
10-10-6-6-10 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com
January 13, 2019...

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The Retreat:  Part 3

Opening Bell

And you thought YOU had it bad
Cancer
Homelessness
Divorce
Estrangement
Family Death
Pet Death
Molestation
Rape
Depression
Sex Worker
Sex Client
Bad Taste
Bizarre Taste
You people are really ed up
Ok I am too
Let's un—-k ourselves silly
And begin.

(3/24/17)...

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The brand new cat manicurist was having a fit
Her latest client was impossible, her name Miss DeWitt
DeWitt would retract her half-polished claws at a crucial time
Making even coverage impossible for Miss Manicurist Mime.
Could you please leave the claws out? MMM asked politely.
But Miss DeWitt was a mean kitty, so her nails remained unsightly....

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MediFusion offers free Web Based EMR software to assist healthcare professionals in converting existing forms, managing client notes, sending personalized reminder messages, and accepting credit card payments. Appointment scheduling, initial assessments, multi-provider practices, treatment plans, claims management, and compliance tracking is among the features....

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