Short Cheaper Poems

Make it bit cheaper,
Order a glass of water,
Enjoy what's offered....

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Bargained with the night
to buy a piece 
to carry somewhere to sleep 
cheaper than sleep it is...

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Poetic psychiatry,
  the now proven way

Much cheaper and faster
  once here—then to stay

(Villanova Pennsylvania: March, 2015)...

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Extractions are cheaper than fillings
But the dentist went mad with the drillings
So alas and alack
And a bucket of plaque
 It cost me two quid; forty shillings!...

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To lessen this OD of mine
I have dried my teabags on the line
The tea's weak, there's no doubt
it needs help up the spout
but at least it's much cheaper than wine....

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Price On A Jet Plane

Sure wish we all could remain sane;
Price again was on a private jet plane;
Are cheaper ways,
They would amaze;
He should have taken a bus or a train.

Jim Horn...

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Big Mac, Big Smack... what's all the damn fuss
At home much cheaper, but still yummy stuff
Easy, no problem
Get bigger bottoms
We're not so anxious to walk around in the buff...

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Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream…
No tears, no complaints, far cheaper than gasoline!




                           7/21/202.    
                              ~ 1 ~...

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the modern world enslaves us too,
the rich want cheaper wages true,
to soothe the greedy rich,
hells door 4 the son-of-a-vitch,
will e be falling thru...

re: 'Traffic of Misery'
Harry horsman

Don...

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It's Just Pants

Levi
~0~
blue denim jeans
made tough to last longer
till high price demand cheaper brand
~0~
Wrangler

2020 December 13
*1st Place*
Trademark~~Quintain
~~Sara Kendrick...

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Australians must have to hang onto things
Obviouly they'll float around in space without wings
Though cheaper than airfare
It's damn cold up there
But the washroom is spacious, just let 'er fling...

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Some days are diamonds, some day are stone
Last two days have been diamonds all their own
Car repairs cheaper
Opened up my peepers
Hallelujah, a rare occurrence rarely known


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Coffins cheaper by the dozens
The French
Are withdrawing a thousand troops
From Afghanistan
Before the end of the year
But only if they are not killed
Too many coffins
Don’t look good
On the French president’s desk
People can count...

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The temptation is so easy
The cost cheaper than money
The moment is very funny
The idea so sunny
         Yummy for tummy
Lets do the hokey pokey 
Cheating becoming cozy
        Okey dokey
But there are fumes, and smells phony
        Hooey...

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There is no such thing as an honest businessman.
If I were in the business of selling lamps,
and I told my customers where lamps were sold cheaper than I can,
I would then be an honest businessman truly,
but I would soon have to file for bankruptcy....

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When I write about what I can attest to,
I'm often left with only cheap thoughts,
On even cheaper paper.
But when God intervenes,
Cheap thoughts and cheaper paper
Become as fine parchment or a priceless scroll,
Always accomplishing that which He intends....

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The French are withdrawing a thousand troops
From Afghanistan
Before the end of the year
But only if they are not killed
Too many coffins
Don’t look good
On the French president’s desk
People can count
Especially the dead
Dumped on foreign ground
Without a body bag...

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JOVIAL SANTA

A jovial Santa named Jack
From Macey’s was given the sack,
When he hung in his grotto, 
The following motto.
“It’s cheaper at Kohl’s round the back.”

28th November 2019
Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry contest
Sponsor - Tania Kitchen...

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I complain about...
Faster, cheaper
Good enough is good enough
Almost right is great
More is better
16 oz. now 12
Large, big, jumbo
Everyone gets a trophy
Everything on demand
.0 t0 60 in 3
The Rock Man said relax,
rocks melt very slowly.

The Rock Man is a cool, laid back, character in  the 1971 animated film'The Point'...

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Tones of what ifs 
Brings an instant heart break

What if we don't make it

Well I'll have to mend two broken hearts

Mine and hers....

I'll have to find another job
I'll have to find a cheaper place to live
I'll do it all over again like I never met you
But I'll be doing it with me building a wall and never let it down again....

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Modern girls come anatomically correct
With diamonds in their eyes not marbles
Some come in plastic with moving parts
Made in China for a fraction of the price
Talking dolls with pull strings are cheaper
Batteries are not included with later models 
Real dolls need credit cards to have and hold
From this day forward they always say I do...

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Ricky was the first to sell piles of wood
He named them ricks, (stuck on himself somewhat) 
Also as many whole limbs as he could
Limbs were cheaper, not needing to be cut

A new poem type, a fellow would make
But found naming it, his most daunting task
By chance passed Ricky on a stroll he'd take
And "Limb or rick?", he would hear Ricky ask!...

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I
Love
Writing
Poetry
My words flow freely
Once my brain gets into the groove
If possible I try my best to write with humour 
Because laughter is the best medicine … and it is much cheaper than a prescription!


3~08~15
Contest – Fibonacci – Rob Carmack
Checked with how many syllables 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21
~awarded 15th place~...

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Cheaper by the dozen you know what they say
A penny for her thoughts " they succeed who are patient"
But in the bustle of the city I rushed things and I suffer loss
To be precise everything comes with a price to be paid
Fortune smiles every time she passes me by
Temptation comes in many forms
But God strengthened my heart and I kept looking straight...

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COUCH POTATO

Can there be more solid man
On the couch he’s planted here
Under blankets and old books
Calling orders for more beer
Has he grown a set of roots

Planting him eternally
Or is it possible
That he ‘s related to a tree?
As I glance at him again
Taking drinks and giving smiles
Oh, I’d rather have him home--
                       TV’s cheaper than gas miles...

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