Short But Seriously Poems

It would seem , I guess, that maybe most people are just too manure for me. I mean mature for me. Nah, I got it right the first time!...

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Gave me this seventy fifth place
In one hundred list
But hey there-
Ninety third would still be worse 
no







being dead serious on
24.01.2017...

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Never thought I'd get a poet mob,
since I got the best of poetry nod,
life imperiously,
but seriously,
I think I'd better just keep my day job.






1-23-17...

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Two banana skins
Nature's organic footwear
Slick pair of slippers

... but seriously ...

Slapstick never fails
Banana peel accidents
Laughter unites us


Entry to "but seriously" contest

Written 30th January 2017...

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We have watched and read many science-themed
books on evolution, where we evolved from apes,
eating wild berries and cracking nuts.
But seriously,
why aren't apes slowly turning to a form
like us today?


Date: 23/01/2017...

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“But seriously”
Said the mouse
“I don’t eat much.”

“But Seriously”
Said the Lobbyist
“It won’t cost much”

“But seriously”
Said the Congressman
“How much is too much?”

“But seriously”
Said the toddler
“do you not know what happens
“IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE”

©7/22/2023...

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Once ok maybe twice
We could put up with your putin
But seriously you need stop
Your air is literally killing people
But you don't care do you? 
You just keep on putin 
They say you enjoy your own gas
We don't enjoy it at all
It's very unpleasant to us
And stinks to high heaven
Yes heaven,  but that doesn't 
Scare you does it?...

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Bathing beauty with her ducky umbrella
Cruised the lake, expecting to meet a fella
This did not happen, but she had a fine time
For she was eating cookies and drinking wine

No one noticed her, because of her age
Women become invisible after twenty said a sage
I think it’s horrible because twenty is so young
But seriously, after twenty, women have less fun...

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A Poem For You

    This is a poem, 
   Before you get going,
    To bring you comfort and joy,
   It may only rhyme,
    Some of the time,
   But seriously,
    It's only a toy,
   A vehicle of words,
    In which to emerge,
   To help you on your way,
   It may be just a line,
    But that would be fine,
   As long as i haven't,
    Wasted your time...

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What I will miss the most,
Is seeing my friends everyday.
Not being in the  same class,
Not being able to even say, "Hey."

I won't miss seeing some of the jerks. 
The people will not be named,
I won't miss all of the homework though,
I think that it's pretty lame.

I don't mean to offend anybody,
But seriously, I AM DONE!
7th grade, I'm on my way,
So watch out here I come!!

~Alexis R....

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I let him know.
Boy did he let me go
I don't feel any better.
More so bitter.
The love of my life is gone.
All because he feel I did him wrong.
But seriously I didn't.
At that point and time we were distant.
So why can't we be a we?
How can he leave me as a me?
I'm alone and scared.
So since i'm alone does that mean he never really cared?
He left me before I had the baby.
Does that mean he never ever loved me? Maybe!
At least I told him....

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My dear friend Jan this one’s for you
I know you’re sick and feeling blue
You know we love you and wish you well
I’m sorry you’re quarantined and feel like hell
I’ve written a limerick to make you smile
It’s a little stinky and somewhat vile…

I ate some beans that left me chinned
I gasped for air but I was pinned
Swelled up with some gas
I now smell like swass
Another day of breaking wind

But seriously, I hope you are getting better Jan.
We all love you my friend!...

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