Short Burrito Poems

Lingering in the morning air
The pungent smell of derriere
	Burrito with Beans
	Cause the morning screams
The dreaded Hershey squirts beware...

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Burrito Taco

Spice me up right now 
My blankets burrito me
Sizzlin' on the pan 

- A Senryu written by J W Earnings aka me...

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"I'm not your pinche half-eaten
left-over burrito
that you don't really want anymore
but feel guilty about throwing away."
Either way, dude
Heartburn's coming....

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red Mexican chilies 
hot jalapeno peppers
tasty refried beans
sizzling chicken fajitas
bits of fresh lettuce
scoop of onion
rolled up in a floured burrito
delicacy fit for a queen...

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Another happy day says, Happy Old Jack,
My giggles each day, sure add up to a stack
I'm a happy burrito
Filling my beano
With joyous emissions till my last whack at the cat...

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Choices, choices
Potato, tomato
Taquito, burrito
Frito, nacho
What a person to do?
I think I have one each night
until I no longer have choices
then I stop eating?
Heck, no
start over
Avocado, mango......

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I choked on a breakfast burrito today
While walking down a narrow hallway
For three minutes I was not okay
I thought that my life was slipping away
My face turned fifty shades of blue, not gray
I thought I might die, but I got to stay
Thank you, baby Jesus, is all I can say
I think from now on I am going to pray
Because I was so afraid my life might go away
When I choked on that breakfast burrito today...

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Don't drink the pickle juice
for your caboose will cut loose
Beans indeed will make you toot
really are the magical fruit
Cabbage can be savage
for the air it will ravage
Open the window on burrito night
don't strike a match for a light
Eating kimchi a Korean treat
from your bottom sounds will tweet
To many raw vegetables and leafy greens
will release gases the smell obscene
Go ahead eat those foods all you can
but go outside and toot down wind...

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Morning taco burrito
                                          soft shell not hard ones
                                    scrambled eggs diced potatoes
                                         cheese sausage bacon 
                                              roll and tuck away
                                                      fry on low
                                                          heat !






      Tribute To

Homestyle Cooking...

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Little Burrito
  You're quite a lass
Please don't stumble
  You might break your -- last
  set of ankles you'll ever have

Oh, Little Burrito
  You're full of class
Much better to have that
  than a great big ole -- tank of gas

Little Burrito 
  Please stay on the grass
I wouldn't want to have to whack you
  right there in your -- spyglass

Well, little burrito
  We've managed to amass
a whole bevy of gawkers, just-a
  hopin' to read the word -- BASS...

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Paco Paco the Taco Eater
   wiggled  in his seat
   at the movie theater
    he couldn't sit still 
    he had to go
    then he missed
    the rest of the show!         
    After the show
    and after the go
    Still,he had to eat
    so he stopped 
    at  a  stand
    down the street
    he ate a burrito
    it made him so full
 now he couldn't take part
 in the Run with The Bull!

Thereafter, Paco selected salads.




McCuen Copyright October 2008...

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Sticky gooey sickly.
That feeling you feel,
When all you feel,
Is that miserable sick you've known for years.
These days make you want to just lay down,
Burrito yourself in a blanket,
Sleep for days, 
Or read many books, 
While drinking your favorite tea in your favorite cup.
If only those days could be so simple.
Then there comes the priorities.
WoRk, WoRk, ScHoOl, LaUnDrY, ClEaNiNg.
Today is definitely a sick day,
But It's not the type of stay home sick day. 
I have a headache....

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