Gaseous
Don't drink the pickle juice
for your caboose will cut loose
Beans indeed will make you toot
really are the magical fruit
Cabbage can be savage
for the air it will ravage
Open the window on burrito night
don't strike a match for a light
Eating kimchi a Korean treat
from your bottom sounds will tweet
To many raw vegetables and leafy greens
will release gases the smell obscene
Go ahead eat those foods all you can
but go outside and toot down wind
Copyright © Fritz Purdum | Year Posted 2023
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