Hershey Squirts

Lingering in the morning air
The pungent smell of derriere
	Burrito with Beans
	Cause the morning screams
The dreaded Hershey squirts beware

humorlimerick

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Gershon Wolf

May 14, 2020 at 2:59 PM

Yup. Know 'em well. lol. ~ Backdoor trucks

Mark Koplin

May 14, 2020 at 5:04 PM

The Backdoor blues, hey that would make a good poem! Lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 14, 2020 at 2:52 PM

LOL!!!! From the title, first thing to pop in my brain, was when my first dog ate a dark chocolate bar, she was fine of course, but it was the picking up the Hershey swirls in the snow with vanilla scented bags that made me laugh...

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 14, 2020 at 8:51 PM

I believe it. They no dummies. ;),

Mark Koplin

May 14, 2020 at 5:03 PM

Omg you are an absolute riot! My son dropped an Advil on the kitchen floor and said the wiener dog ate. After water boarding her with hydrogen peroxide to make her puke it up I found it on the floor under the table. She never looked at us the same after that

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 14, 2020 at 2:57 PM

When my second dog did the same, she was so messed up. Fried. Hilariously, cross eyed, running in circles. Add the torture, shoving mustard powder in water down her throat trying in vain to make her vomit. They're sneaky, they don't go after it until they feel you have left them alone too long.