Short Brits Poems

No longer must Brits 
 hold their breath
 for Elizabeth
 
  ~ in Liz, they Truss...

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Brits have gone bonkers over this:
Matt & Gina just shared a kiss!
Unless you are wealthy
Kissing is not healthy
Keep your distance!  NEVER share bliss!...

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Many Brits are good friends of mine
A Benny Hill thing, ten times out of nine
My hero all the way through
Went to the same silly school
When censors sleep, my naughtiness shines...

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Brits are thought of as a gritty bunch of dudes
The devastation, the terror of what they went through
Heroic and strong
This gritty throng
Fighting off the foe, bravery they did exude...

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Believe it or not there's a town in England
Called “Scratchy Bottom” hard to say it without tinkling
Try not to chuckle
Or try not to buckle
It's for real, those Brits are constantly winking...

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Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders...

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Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders...

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Learned from Monty Python, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still a Brit-based giggle-spreader...

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And she won after great deal of fuss,
The son not of the soil missed the bus 
Never once meant for him—
The truth ever so grim,
For, in Liz Tory Brits perhaps Truss!   
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Happenings | 04.09.2022 | Limerick...

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Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or, “Why Not to Bomb the Brits”)
by Michael R. Burch

The English are very hospitable,
but tea-less, alas, they grow pitiable ...
or pitiless, rather,
and quite in a lather!
O bother, they're more than formidable....

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The British in the past
Seemed to have more grit
The Londoners of old
Bombarded in the Blitz
Shook their fists in defiance
Such were the plucky Brits
People alive today
Would never stand for it
They’d shout about human rights
And probably serve a writ...

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Ze French, they are haughty
    Kremlinites, vulgar, crude
  Le artiste charcoal sketches
    in the unvarnished nude  

  Brits keep a stiff upper lip
    Pointy-shoed Italians think they are hip
  Ukrainians fight like the dickens
    their stockpiles reduced to slim pickens...

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John McEnroe
Former tennis pro.
His bad boy behavior on the court,
Was due to his temper being short.

John McEnroe
Won seven Grand Slam titles, don't you know.
He was nicknamed "Superbrat" by the Brits,
Because of his outrageous snits.

11/27/12
For PD's Clerihew Days are back contest
Kim Merryman...

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Say one, say all, the Brits will shout, “Long Live the King!”
When elevating His Royal Highness, Charles, Prince of Wales,
He, who did a most treacherous thing,
According to Princess Diana, who exposed the worst of tales,
And Duchess Camilla will become a queen … if nothing else fails....

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Your life's twilight on a
September evening came.
And ferried you were by
crimson cherubs; conveyed
in splendour on a celestial
cruise, to gates pleasant for
a permanent reign.
Your reign on the throne
on a September autumn
exited,
but your indelible legacy
in the hearts of Brits
is enthroned gloriously....

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They all feel this way.
Sorry. Who?
All the Irish and All the Scots, and maybe all the Brits.
That is a lot of All’s, I think.

They all feel the same way? I query.
She nods her head. “Every single one of them.”

“So you have met all Irish, all Scots and all Brits?” I ask.
She turns haughty. “I don’t have to. I know how they think.”...

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They parachute nude into urban New Jersey,
two Brits on a mission to claim their nobility,
a Prince and his Princess, infantile, ill equipped, 
out to reconquer America, their rightful home.

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A synopsis of a novel written by a British author.
Have you heard of it? or better yet have you read it?

Hint: His initials are M.H....

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Centre Court in England 
Would take center stage in Queens.
The placement of the e and r
Revels the way one leans.

The same applies to colors.
Seems that Brits are very fond 
Of that u that colors do not have
On this side of the pond.

I recognize these differences 
(In Britain recognise)
Should cause no offense/ offence
In any English speaker’s eyes....

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                   10 DOWNING STREET


             Boris, is being shown the door!
             I envy you Brits, you deserve more.
             We have jokers like that here, too.
             The media supports lies,what to do?
             Bring out the bubbly, do celebrate!
             I raise a glass to you, mate!


                             7/7/2022


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[Dedicated to the blocked Brits: Tom, Gary and
myself. May the mist soon clear for us all]

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I’m just a young poet from Blighty
l find I can no longer writey
Again and again
I’ve tried, but in vain
And so I prayed to the almighty

And then I heard bells being rung
And then there were songs being sung
The Lord came that night
And said you shall write
But stop making out that you’re young...

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For this last year it has been a test!, for lots of of our friends, we have laid to rest!!. 

Times are hard, but we will success, remember the times, when we all did our best.

The Brits are class, we know how to carry on, even when the Covid is Strong!!.

Everyone have faith, there is nothing stronger,,, than the Human Race.

Raise a glass, for the for the ones who have gone, remember my friends, you are not ALONE!!!...

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New Year's Eve in the town Amsterdam
Two Brits I met while staring at the pond
Holding beers and smoking rolled cigarettes 
Speaking they said tonight you will be a man 
This eve you will recall with a fond bond 
And on we walked, drank, smoke, effortless 
The Red-Light district we stumbled upon
My body tightened but the face I donned
Let three workers see me as generous
Farewell to my innocence, it was gone 
The Brits disappeared, I am Shepard-less...

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Leave it to the Scottish as the royal wedding nears
To unveil their latest, Viagra infused beers
A beer to stir the loins of the newly wedded prince
A beer to shock the royals and make the Queen Mum wince
A beer that’s sure to give the Brits a stiffer upper lip
A beer that makes this Scotland brewer appear a bit more hip
A beer that says “Arise Prince Willy” – “Celebrate Big Willy Style”
A beer best taken “tongue-in-cheek” guaranteed to raise a smile

4/21/11...

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