Short Brad Poems

riding time has come
Billy has rode a thousand
leaving Brad behind...

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buried brad today
brain aneurysums just suck
forty drops of love.......

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Brad Pitt
Is in a terrible fix.
Angelina wants 10 more babies.
Does Ferrari make a bus?...

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Jennifer Aniston
Brad Pitt's heart she once won
But Brad would soon depart
As Angelina stole his heart...

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Our premier Brad Wall
 Got hit in the face by a ball
Tumbled in a political fall
Turned around and said-is this all.


*he is the premier of Sask....

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They named their baby Brad to be grand
But with a typo it came out Bran
How's that for luck
But then it stuck
Now they're raisin Bran I understand...

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Actress Jennifer Joanna Aniston
‘Rachel’ in Friends, it sure was fun
Once married to an actor called Brad
But he cheated on her, oh what a cad!...

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Once knew a lad who called himself Brad
From a very young age Brad was football mad
Till one day a sweet Miss
Gave Brad a big kiss
The best contact sport that Brad ever had...

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Brad is Mo's better half? he's also her hero
20 years with Cirque de Soleil, Mo's chest does billow
Totally enamored
Must be an honor
To be married to a celeb, driving around in a limo...

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        Stopped at a red light, a motorcycle pulls up next to her 
She turns her head to the left; agape, frozen in sheer amazement 
            Actor Brad Pitt waits with her; a surreal experience.
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Once knew a lad who called himself Brad
From a very young age Brad was football mad
Till one day a sweet Miss
Gave Brad a big kiss
The best contact sport that Brad ever had


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Colin Mochrie asks “Who's Line Is It Anyway?” a real unknown
A very funny balding fellow with a bright shiny dome
With Ryan and Wayne Brady
Greg, Brad and Drew Carey
This most popular fun show has never been dethroned...

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I stared into the looking glass
and had a choking fit;
It wasn’t my own features there:
I’d turned into Brad Pitt!

I wondered if he found the same;
And had he lost his hair?
I’m sure the belly suits him well…
Who says that life aint fair?...

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The lure of Angelina Jolie
Turns single Brad into an instant daddy
Raising brood in and out of jet flights
Their kids can’t figure mornings from nights



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PD’s Battle of the Clerihew #2
By nette onclaud...

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All-American actor and heartthrob, Brad Pitt.
    With legions of women, he's a huge hit.

    His image and reputation, mostly intact.
       Hollywood "pretty boy" that can act.



 Date written: 12/24/2021...

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Meet Brad the snake, he lived in woodlands.
He loved to make music in rock bands.
Singing so strong and loud,
Hissing, wiggling so proud.
Now how did he hold mike, without hands.


Written for


Sponsor Deborah Guzzi 
Contest Name Limerick II The Amphilbrachinator!!!...

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KAREN
mother, daughter, wife, poet
sister of Lois and Penny
lover of Brad, Skylar and Harley
who feels happiness, sorrow excitement
who fears snakes, our next election, snow covered roads
would like to see South Dakota, Vermont and Wisconsin
resident of Fort Loramie, Ohio
CROFT...

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hey his name is Brad
just another name in the fad
his looks could charm
and boy can he farm
he rode up on a bike
along side his friend Mike
one look at him
i think i just lost a limb

he smiled at me
and i'll be
i just stook there
frozen like a grizzly bear
his deep blue eyes pull
oh they pull heart like riding a bull...

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I'm a fan of Johnny Depp, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Selena Gomez, Ariande Grande, Goo Goo Dolls, Eminem, Rheanna, Dr. Phil, Ellen Degeneres, Paris Jackson, Taylor Swift, Lily-Rose Depp, Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, The Clooneys, and Royalty. Who are you a fan of?...

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Magic Tragic David Blaine 
Goodwill, gallant, Grade A G.I. Jane
Gorgeous, guarding, germane, Great Dane
Bubba borrowed Brad’s baseball bat 
Hit him harshly hard in the head  
Insane in the brain 
Like being high on sugar cane 
To dilute the pain 
Hey, it may sound lame 
But who’s to blame 
Not everyone’s the same...

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hey his name is Brad
just another name in the fad
his looks could charm
and boy can he farm

he rode up on a bike
along side his friend Mike
one look at him
i think i just lost a limb

he smiled at me
and i'll be
i just stood there
frozen like a grizzly bear

his deep blue eyes pull
oh they pulled my heart like steering his bull

karen croft...

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five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons

all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words

winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly

bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams

 
 
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest...

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I never understood Brangelina
                   Unsure, cautious within their own selves
                                 Owners of beautiful,
                              homes in various places
                    No wonder they broke up, love kills all
                                        (8/21/2018)



                                 

(Brad and Angelina)...

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Slave Of God
Where is our faith and where is our bravery?
The devil is slave of god and Islam is against slavery
Abad Islam is about peace and we are in pieces
Cleanliness is half faith and what we have is feces
Who is our guide and where is our track?
God is our front and devil is our back
We claim we are Jesus but we are brad Pitt
We think we are scholars but we are shi....

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Weak morning light wiggles through 
closed shutters
little feet pad down the stairs
sweet whispers
Saturday cartoons
audible enough
urgent scratching at the back door
open.  close.  rattling blinds.
Crackle of the big bag in the pantry
metal dong hitting the tile
crunch crunch crunch
comforting sounds of morning
absent Bobby and Brad on the radio
big yawn
big feet clomp down the stairs...

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