Short Booger Poems

I picked a booger, I thought, 
out of my nose, but it's snot....

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This guy's got “IT” whatever “IT” may be
If I knew what “IT” was, I'd be so happy, I'd pee
Maybe “IT” is a wart
Quite ugly of sorts
Or maybe “IT” is a booger hanging from my goatee...

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Your pickin ur nose cause u let that booger grow,pull that
               sucker out,roll it all about,get it nice and dry,then flip it far
                and high,drive on down the road singing booger goodby!...

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Silliness doesn't run in my family, it gallops
If you wanna be slim like Bugs Bunny, eat raw carrots
Other stuff you can do
Sneezing? A calorie or two
So pick out that booger before you blow a gasket...

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There once was a young booger called Bet,
Who was learning ‘bout surfing the ‘net.
As her tutor called Dougal
Introduced her to Google,
She said, ‘Surfing? I’m not even wet.’

*Booger – surfing term for body boarder...

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She kept a close eye on her child
He had his fist close to his chest
An adorable smiling toddler
Hard to track but she did her best

Whenever he came close to her
She said, "What you got there sugar?"
He opened up his hand and smiled
And then said,"It's a booger!"...

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Poor Johnny. Halloween night he was high on sugar ~ 
  The next morning, he woke up 'low on sugar.' O, booger...



             Poet's Cryptic Comment:

                Some ask Why
                Others ask Why not

                I'm (too) busy ~
                cleaning up the snot...

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You're kind of silly, and quiet too
You smell like chili and bird poo
This poem seems mean but its really nice
I hear your room is full of mice
Your hair is curly like my favorite fries
You've got booger brains in your eyes
Okay Ill stop now you're really my friend 
& this poem has come to an end!...

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I am a booger
I live inside your nose
sometimes I'm runny
other times bacteria grows

I am a booger
you need to set me free
Stick me under the desk
just don't let anyone see

If you think I'm being funny
I'm not; I'm transparent
you should always pick your boogers
just not Infront of a parent....

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Believe it or not these are actual
town names in the U.S.A. and Canada

BOOGER HOLE West Virginia
CROTCH LAKE Ontario
KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio
INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania
PEE PEE CREEK Ohio
SCRATCH ANKLE Alabama
CRAPAUD Prince Edward Island
TWO EGGS Florida
WHY NOT North Carolina
STINKY POO Alabama
SNAFU Alaska
ANUS Indiana
DDILDO Newfoundland...

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She was so sweet, like refined sugar
He was so crude, like oil from a well
And sometimes even a real booger
But deep down she could always tell
That someday he would really be swell

And that true love they would surely find
Because he would end up doing really well
And that marriage license would be signed
With the ringing of that old wedding bell
Down the road of life they would both propel...

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Waking up kidneys hurt,
Trying to compress them with muscle,
Fluctuate blood but I'm not sure,
The blood rushes to my head,
I didn't drink last night,
Am I dead?
A rainbow of colors fill my eyes I hear wavelengths,
Am I about to die,
I remember I had too much sugar,
Woke up gasping for air,
Water out my nose,
Booger.
It was death that had me scared,
But I died so many times I can't really care....

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speak up my dear
the class can't hear you 
when you mumble
e-n-u-n-c-i-a-t-e
stand up straight
pull that hair back 
from your face
no wonder no one wants 
to play with you
at recess all you ever do
is sit outside the classroom door
nose in a book
"look, look! it's bug-eyes"
she hears somebody say
"she's such a booger-nosed,
knobby-kneed, goober-dweeb"
she waits . . .
until their voices fade
to wipe her tears 
away...

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You’re an idiot – 
Can’t you see
That what you write isn’t poetry? 
Why aren’t you embarrassed?
How can you be pleased?
Your poetry’s the snot  
Blown out of a sneeze
An ooey gooey booger
You want me to read

Well NEWS FLASH
YOU SUCK
Your poems are so bad
I can’t read past the first line
Without going MAD

Get them out of here
Your poems aren’t a gift -
In fact I will tell you
The truth and it’s this:
Your poems are just steaming
Piles of S H I T …...

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He makes me do such silly things,
Terror and trouble he surely brings.
Gum in hair, and sticks in wheels,
No care for how everyone feels.

Mud pies thrown through the sky,
Embarassed my sister in front of that guy.
Things i did i will not soon forget,
Uh-huh. the devil made me do it.

Sugar in salt, and salt in sugar,
Made my brother eat that booger.
Sorry is a word unsaid,
Hand in cup equals pee in bed.

I cannot say that i hold any regret,
The devil surely made me do it....

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