Bet

There once was a young booger called Bet,
Who was learning ‘bout surfing the ‘net.
As her tutor called Dougal
Introduced her to Google,
She said, ‘Surfing? I’m not even wet.’

*Booger – surfing term for body boarder
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 12/8/2012 11:13:00 PM
Jack, wow.... good thing the net holds no boards... good limerick a..funny...pd
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Date: 7/31/2011 3:55:00 PM
Oh how I love those Limericks. They are a favorite of mine to read and to write. Caryl
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Date: 7/25/2011 4:35:00 PM
ha ha! i'm glad this was a top winner! so funny. congrats :)
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Date: 7/25/2011 11:13:00 AM
Very cute and unique. I enjoyed the wording. A job well done and inspired. Congratulations on the win.
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Date: 7/25/2011 10:31:00 AM
Great write Jack. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 7/25/2011 8:55:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Natalie's "Talkin' Tech" contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/24/2011 8:14:00 PM
LOL so GOOD and in meter too!!! HUZZAH! Light & Love
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Date: 7/24/2011 8:06:00 PM
Congrats Jack on another brilliant win with this unique write luv.. enjoy sweet victory ..my friend.. u deserve all the kudos ..luv..
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Date: 7/24/2011 5:37:00 PM
My congratulations on the second place win in the contest of natalie,jack
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Date: 7/24/2011 5:07:00 PM
Jack-Congrats. on placing 2nd in my contest!!! I love Bet-How cute!
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Date: 7/23/2011 3:36:00 PM
One of my favorite forms Jack. I enjoyed it and well done. Thanks for the lesson. I should know the term. I work on the ocean side but alas I did not. Have a great one.
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Date: 7/21/2011 3:10:00 PM
You're too much, Jack. This is a riot! Hope you entered it in the technology contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/18/2011 9:43:00 PM
VERY good. is it for the techno contest?
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Date: 7/18/2011 11:26:00 AM
I am stopping by to thank you so much for your comments. They are truly appreciated. Wishing you a wonderful week full of inspiration Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/17/2011 3:15:00 PM
oh Jack ..amazing .. luv... very cute and funny and entertaining luv.. super enjoyed your rhyme.. and many boogie boards at beach today luv..
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Date: 7/17/2011 2:49:00 PM
Too cute. Loved this little Limerick. God Bless, JB
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