Limerick Contest

Old Man Lee
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 There was an old fella named Lee
 Who was blind as a bat you see
 He stayed out late
 Brought home a date
 A lovely blond named Sheree

 The neighbors did show surprise
 That  he brought back such a prize
 Twas a little blue pill
 That gave him the thrills
 To the occasion he must rise

 4/27/17
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 7/5/2017 1:49:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Joseph and Lee's lucky night out! :-)
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Date: 6/21/2017 10:37:00 PM
Way to go with your win, Joseph. Congrats!
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Date: 6/20/2017 8:48:00 PM
Joseph, congratulations on your win ~*
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Date: 6/20/2017 3:34:00 PM
So so lovely to see your humourous side Joseph - a real winner in my book:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/20/2017 9:25:00 PM
Thank you for my placement Jan...hugs
Date: 5/23/2017 7:41:00 AM
Good Morning Joseph. I've been trying to practice the Limerick thus I turned to this entry. You did marvelous. The flow tone voice and flair are all there and present. You delivered a playful theme for certain. Well done throughout. Enjoy the morning and day.
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Date: 4/28/2017 10:53:00 PM
Oh how funny. Good luck in the e contest!
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Date: 4/28/2017 8:23:00 PM
very nicely done, especially the second one's final line!!
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Date: 4/28/2017 3:05:00 PM
Haha... Jan is going to love this one... ~*
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Date: 4/28/2017 9:50:00 AM
This is great, Joseph! Very funny! Good luck with the contest! Regards, John.
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Date: 4/27/2017 12:23:00 PM
lol...blue took away the blu
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Date: 4/27/2017 11:59:00 AM
This was funny Joseph. The picture you create with your words is hilarious. Best wishes in the contest
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