Short Birds And The Bees Poems
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A lady was wearing a bonnet
That looked like a garden was on it
The birds and the bees
Brought her to her knees
But a cur got there first, doggone it!
A young man dropped to his knees
His fiance' he wanted to please
Six strong men carried him away
His epitaph was reported to say
He was ignorant of the birds and the bees
Mama wants to talk of birds and the bees.
Wonder why she wants to tell about these.
I know that birds sing
And honey bees sting.
I'd rather fly my new kite in the breeze.
Bless all the pretty flowers and trees,
reproducing perpetually with ease,
regrets might come far too late
should YOU decide to pollinate,
straight up advice from the birds and bees.
Liz Reilly
"Do you know 'bout birds and the bees?"
One day my son asked suddenly,
"Just ask your teacher,
she would know better"
"No Dad she is yet to marry!"
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By:kash poet
Take me to those heights unknown
Reach for me tonight
Until all our seeds are sown
Everything's alright
Let me touch your heart and mind
One kiss at a time
Very soon our souls entwined
Everything will rhyme
I've brought
the outside in.
All of it, in.
The sun, in.
The moon, in.
And the sea,
Definitely, in.
The trees, in.
The birds and the bees, in.
The clouds that come
and go in my life,
I locked in the garage.
Spring spring how nice of you to come
So happy all the cold and snow is done
Let's enjoy the flowers the birds and the bees
Fun things to watch like leaves grow back on trees
I love spring and I know I'm not the only one
Two virgin lovers, now have learned
A lesson they wish they had spurned
Of the birds and the bees
His poor carpet burnt knees
Next time, to the bed they adjourned
Nick Bagnall
Contest entry for : THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?
Robert Pettit for Royal Trevino's The Birds and the Bees contest
Royal Trevino
Contest Name
Birds and the bees
Good ole Clive he said to me,
Bee’s aint buzzing decently,
Mobile phones got their number,
Buzz like a bent cucumber,
broody bird said recently.
Don Johnson
There once was a bee named Betty
who waxed warm for her friend Freddy
after a smoke
she got a poke
Now Betty is married to Freddy.
Poet: Debbie Guzzi
Contest: Birds & the Bees
PS don't smoke and don't poke and you won't get pregnant!
Do not lowly hum or keep mum,
When asked “where do babies come from?”
Tell them, Birds are like men,
Bees are like women,
explain to them well so they don’t ask again” how cum?”
name:sashi prabhu
contest: birds and the bees.
When I learned of the birds and the bees
I got dizzy and fell to my knees
I saw two flies "dance"
My friend saw the chance
She taught with a doctor's expertise
By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders, February 16, 2012
for Birds and the Bees contest (Royal Trevino)
The birds and the bees
The flowers and the trees
The rivers and the seas
The afternoon breeze
He made all of these…
With ease!
BITE SIZE POEM no25 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier
October 28, 2021
In the spring, Sammy loves planting trees.
With his son, he flies kites in the breeze.
But his favorite thing
Is at night performing
With his wife like the birds and the bees!
For A Brian Strand July 6 Poetry Contest
birds,
chirpy, animal
calling, delighting, preying
songbird, poultry, pollination, insects
buzzing, humming, murmuring
busy, honey,
bees
Date written: 03/27/2023
growing in body and mind.
lots of living to do, still.
bunch of life lessons to learn;
i m b i b e parental wisdom
schooled on the birds and the bees
keep searching for yourself, kid.
make the most out of your youth!
Inquiring minds want
To know how it all works
Ticklish subject
A question that can get your
Knickers in a twist
Especially if they look you in the eye
So, I suggest
Take them out for ice cream
When you get back defer to father/mother
Oh, parental duty..spare me!
I think that the birds and the bees are bad
A bird would avoid the bee just a tad
For a bee would really sting
And hurt that flying thing
Avoiding the bee is it’s best iron-clad
Russell Sivey
Entrant into Royal Trevino's "Birds and the bees" contest
2/15/2012
There once was a bird and a bee
They both had a secret, you see.
The bee loved the bird.
She thought it absurd.
The bird, then, decided to flee!
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: Birds and the bees
Sponsored by: Royal Trevino
© February 20, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
The birds and the bees
Grass and the trees
The oceans and the seas
The air and the breeze
Mountains and hills
Life and wills
The aches and pills
Giving and steals
Earth and sky
Give and buy
To laugh and cry
Answers and why
Random thoughts
For what we've got
Happiness sought
Remembering...forgot
lady bug lady bug
come fly with me
over the hills and over the trees
living off the land
with the birds and the bees
nesting in logs and fallen leaves
feeling safe and warm in natures breeze
so hand in hand we will go
to never look back
at the love i lack
the pain and sorrow
i had felt
its over now
let it be tomorrow
She gave birth to me one glorious day
She nurtured me the proper way
She watched me grow big and strong
She taught me the difference between right and wrong
She told me about the birds and the bees
She taught me to say thank you and please
We’re only given one and never another
I thank God for the one I call “Mother”
Telling our child of the
birds and the bees is not
always easy and not all will
it please. Some of us
hem and some of us haw,
while others like detail
when explaining nature's law.
It's not always easy but this
I believe, to learn from the past
our child must hear, of the of the
birds and the bees and we must be clear.