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Birds and the Bees

"Do you know 'bout birds and the bees?" One day my son asked suddenly, "Just ask your teacher, she would know better" "No Dad she is yet to marry!" =============000============== By:kash poet

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 6/13/2012 7:21:00 AM
Kash congrats on your win..hope you entering my latest contest ...David
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Date: 6/12/2012 9:03:00 PM
Good one, Kash! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 6/12/2012 2:21:00 PM
Funny and awesome,Kash...Congrats on your win....
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Date: 6/12/2012 7:53:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in SKAT's "Any old or new Limerick" contest Kash. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/12/2012 7:44:00 AM
Funny Kash...Congrats on your win!
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Date: 6/12/2012 6:18:00 AM
Congrats, Kash, super funny : ) Jag
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Date: 6/11/2012 7:44:00 PM
Congrats, Kash. Good chuckle. Nice going. Kudos. Thanks for your recent comments. Ralph
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Date: 6/11/2012 3:55:00 PM
Thank you*luv~Skat
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Date: 6/11/2012 12:53:00 PM
KASH, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK IN SKAT'S CONTEST,,, XOX~PD
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Date: 2/27/2012 1:49:00 AM
OUCH. My son, (who is 8 now) came home from K-5 one day asking about a certain Number that is used to describe an adult position found in the Kama Sutra. I must have had some rosy red cheeks. This poem took me back there! OH MY GOD,,,YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE ME ON THIS----I wish you could look at my CAPTCHA PREVIEW RIGHT NOW.... it says,,,If I'm Lyin' I'm Fryin'! "66PT"---as in "66 P.lus T.hree"...I think it is now time to exit the SOUP! "69" . this is too weird. Sorry, goose bumps
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Date: 2/26/2012 8:08:00 AM
hahahaaa... :D
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Date: 2/22/2012 1:35:00 AM
hehe :) Very witty and funny kash.Have a great day.
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Date: 2/21/2012 9:57:00 PM
ha ha Kash.. from the mouth of babes so innocent luv.. a great Limerick for Royal.. good luck luv.. haha..
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Date: 2/21/2012 8:27:00 PM
soupmail!
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Date: 2/20/2012 9:34:00 PM
good one
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Date: 2/20/2012 9:17:00 PM
Really cute and funny. I will probably say the same to my son. Although, I hope I do better. Maybe I should start preparing now. He's four so I have a couple years, right? I enjoyed! Rhonda :)
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Date: 2/20/2012 5:18:00 PM
Very cute, Kash!!! soupmail.
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Date: 2/20/2012 1:33:00 PM
Cute one..Got a chuckle..Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Reads like winners' cirlce to me..Good luck..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and commenting on my work..Sara
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Date: 2/20/2012 12:39:00 PM
Nice poem, I enjoyed reading it.
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Date: 2/20/2012 12:14:00 PM
WOW!!!!!! This is on the money, honey! Love it that your well-intentioned advice backfired, DAD! ha ha. Fun entry, Kash! Gwendolen...ps...my poor lil rondelet went flushy down the toilet...awwww.....I couldn't work it out....funeral services for the rondelet were held yesterday evening at 6pm....ha ha. Gwendolen
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Date: 2/20/2012 10:31:00 AM
Like this Kash, so what differnt, harry
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Date: 2/20/2012 10:32:00 AM
some what not so what, sorry. harry
Date: 2/20/2012 10:11:00 AM
Hahahaha I could just imagine the fright you would be in by him asking that, I wouldn't know what to say! Well done, good luck in the contest- seriously!!!!! -AddieLynn
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