Birds and the Bees

"Do you know 'bout birds and the bees?" One day my son asked suddenly, "Just ask your teacher, she would know better" "No Dad she is yet to marry!" =============000============== By:kash poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Williams Avatar
June 13, 2012 at 7:21 AM
Kash congrats on your win..hope you entering my latest contest ...David
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June 12, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Good one, Kash! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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June 12, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Funny and awesome,Kash...Congrats on your win....
Brown Avatar
June 12, 2012 at 7:53 AM
Congratulations on your placement in SKAT's "Any old or new Limerick" contest Kash. Love, Carol
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June 12, 2012 at 7:44 AM
Funny Kash...Congrats on your win!
Nair Avatar
June 12, 2012 at 6:18 AM
Congrats, Kash, super funny : ) Jag
Taylor Avatar
June 11, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Congrats, Kash. Good chuckle. Nice going. Kudos. Thanks for your recent comments. Ralph
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June 11, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Thank you*luv~Skat
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June 11, 2012 at 12:53 PM
KASH, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK IN SKAT'S CONTEST,,, XOX~PD
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February 27, 2012 at 1:49 AM
OUCH. My son, (who is 8 now) came home from K-5 one day asking about a certain Number that is used to describe an adult position found in the Kama Sutra. I must have had some rosy red cheeks. This poem took me back there! OH MY GOD,,,YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE ME ON THIS----I wish you could look at my CAPTCHA PREVIEW RIGHT NOW.... it says,,,If I'm Lyin' I'm Fryin'! "66PT"---as in "66 P.lus T.hree"...I think it is now time to exit the SOUP! "69" . this is too weird. Sorry, goose bumps
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February 26, 2012 at 8:08 AM
hahahaaa... :D
Chircop Avatar
February 22, 2012 at 1:35 AM
hehe :) Very witty and funny kash.Have a great day.
Sweetheart Avatar
February 21, 2012 at 9:57 PM
ha ha Kash.. from the mouth of babes so innocent luv.. a great Limerick for Royal.. good luck luv.. haha..
Dietrich Avatar
February 21, 2012 at 8:27 PM
soupmail!
Prabhu Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 9:34 PM
good one
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February 20, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Really cute and funny. I will probably say the same to my son. Although, I hope I do better. Maybe I should start preparing now. He's four so I have a couple years, right? I enjoyed! Rhonda :)
Dietrich Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Very cute, Kash!!! soupmail.
Kendrick Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Cute one..Got a chuckle..Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Reads like winners' cirlce to me..Good luck..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and commenting on my work..Sara
Long Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Nice poem, I enjoyed reading it.
Song Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 12:14 PM
WOW!!!!!! This is on the money, honey! Love it that your well-intentioned advice backfired, DAD! ha ha. Fun entry, Kash! Gwendolen...ps...my poor lil rondelet went flushy down the toilet...awwww.....I couldn't work it out....funeral services for the rondelet were held yesterday evening at 6pm....ha ha. Gwendolen
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February 20, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Like this Kash, so what differnt, harry
Horsman Avatar
February 20, 2012 at 10:32 AM
some what not so what, sorry. harry
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February 20, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Hahahaha I could just imagine the fright you would be in by him asking that, I wouldn't know what to say! Well done, good luck in the contest- seriously!!!!! -AddieLynn
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